While feeling up the pineapples today in Morrison's, I was approached by a worker who told me that the best test to see if a pineapple is ripe is to pluck out a leaf from as near the centre as possible. If it comes out easily, the fruit is ripe. (Maybe I'm the only person in the world who didn't know this)
If you violently thrust a fully ripened pineapple into your anus it really, really stings
Fact.
Quote: keewik @ October 19 2012, 8:59 PM BSTWhile feeling up the pineapples today in Morrison's, I was approached by a worker who told me that the best test to see if a pineapple is ripe is to pluck out a leaf from as near the centre as possible. If it comes out easily, the fruit is ripe. (Maybe I'm the only person in the world who didn't know this)
You can tell a pumpkin's ripe when you tap it and it sounds hollow.
Quote: lofthouse @ October 19 2012, 9:15 PM BSTIf you violently thrust a fully ripened pineapple into your anus it really, really stings
Fact.
Use an aloe plant for anal insertion mate, you'll get both spiky and soothing sensations. *Awards self top tip of the day award*
Quote: keewik @ October 19 2012, 8:59 PM BSTWhile feeling up the pineapples today in Morrison's, I was approached by a worker who told me that the best test to see if a pineapple is ripe is to pluck out a leaf from as near the centre as possible. If it comes out easily, the fruit is ripe. (Maybe I'm the only person in the world who didn't know this)
I did not know that.
Quote: AJGO @ October 19 2012, 9:21 PM BSTYou can tell a pumpkin's ripe when you tap it and it sounds hollow.
Or that.
The exciting thing is - what will I learn tomorrow?
Something about melons?
Let's try and keep it clean zooo 
What I have been mostly learning today is that teenage daughters are very stroppy, and they can't take a joke about one direction. 
But One Direction ARE a joke, surely?
Quote: zooo @ October 19 2012, 10:47 PM BSTBut One Direction ARE a joke, surely?
God no don't even think it! She can read minds, when they were on the TV I said nothing and she said Dad don't even go there like you know 
She has powers.
Don't you people keep up ?
It's 1D.
Quote: keewik @ October 19 2012, 8:59 PM BSTWhile feeling up the pineapples today in Morrison's, I was approached by a worker...
How much does a pineapple cost over there?