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Quote: sootyj @ October 15 2012, 8:20 PM BST

How to produce a contemptable video that'll make people hate you.

1 Post in the wrong section of the forum. It's not general comedy; put it in critique or if you're really confident showcase. Until the forum provides "a load of shite" thread.

2 Pretend you accidentally came across this stinking turd and just want to share it. And didn't create it yourself. This is the equivalent of stepping in fresh dog shit and river dancing on someones new white carpet.

3 Make that fresh dieased dog shit, from Cerberus the demon dog from hell. And replace the carpet with a floor made up of babies.

4 Now make sure the video is awful. Careful now you wouldn't wanted the least scintilla of talent to slip through. A collection of bad accents that sound like what would happen if a parrot watched an AdamS Sandler movies remade by chimpanzies is a start. But careful you're not so bad you're good.

5 There you go. Well done you really are contemptible now why not go off and suicide bomb a Justin Bieber concert.

6 Forgot to mention using caps in the title thread for no good reason.

7 By being so youthful you force me to pull my punches which I hate.

8 You are so contemptible you're not contemptible, you're totes contemptible you don't even merit the use of the full world totally.

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THIS IS DISGUSTING! YOU MUST BE ONE VERY SAD LONELY MUNTER, NOT TO MENTION YOU ARE NAMED AFTER ONE OF THE TACKIEST PUPPETS THAT WAS EVER ON TV. AT LEAST THESE LADS HAVE HAD THE BALLS TO GET UP AND DO SOMETHING.

IF YOU SPEAK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE THEN I AM SURPRISED YOU ARE NOT DEAD BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE! YOU ARE A BIG HEAD AND A LITTLE FAGOT WHO HIDES BEHIND ITS COMPUTER BLAPPING SHIT!

NOW GO AND GET BACK TO YA SISTER YA FREAK!

Quote: Nigel Ball @ October 17 2012, 12:08 PM BST

THIS IS DISGUSTING! YOU MUST BE ONE VERY SAD LONELY MUNTER, NOT TO MENTION YOU ARE NAMED AFTER ONE OF THE TACKIEST PUPPETS THAT WAS EVER ON TV. AT LEAST THESE LADS HAVE HAD THE BALLS TO GET UP AND DO SOMETHING.

IF YOU SPEAK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE THEN I AM SURPRISED YOU ARE NOT DEAD BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE! YOU ARE A BIG HEAD AND A LITTLE FAGOT WHO HIDES BEHIND ITS COMPUTER BLAPPING SHIT!

NOW GO AND GET BACK TO YA SISTER YA FREAK!

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Is this a sketch? You criticise him for being too harsh while hiding behind his avatar and now you say he deserves to be dead via the internet. Funny.

No its a persons reaction to a grown up attacking a child's work with the sole intention of degrading them in order to elevate themselves among their cronies.
However on reflection I think it is time to draw a line under the issue and hope lessons have been learned.,

...but even little children should know that it's not ok to sneak in their material under false pretense. But if you do this you shouldn't be surprised about getting a harsh reaction. If they operate on such a level they also should be able to deal with similar bad behaviour.

...and: sootyj isn't my favourite fellow member here but I don't think he deserves to be dead.

Instead of extending arguments why don't you put a sketch up of your own after all this is the critique section you know.

Maybe I'll do this one day. But you also extended this argument by replying to my post.

For someone from a neutral country you're a bad shit stirrer.
Why don't you wait for the snow to go off and ski down to the Toblerone Factory and see if they need a can lad, you've obviously got a lot of time on your hands and they must be flat out with Christmas orders!

That's nice...insult me and a whole nation. If it's only me who has too much time on his hands why is it that I'm not alone in this thread here?

By trying to act as a "defender of the weak" it's you that make those people look weak. I think the Baker Brothers were brave enough to sneak their material in, so they don't need Teddy the Superman.

The Swiss are a nation of coat holders!

And this proves what?

That you hold coats.

Well, that's sorting things out.

Good I'm glad that's sorted now go down and see the Toblerone people and tell them you can start in the morning and don't forget to set the alarm on your cuckoo clock.

I don't know why you continue on this level.

That's the spirit!