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there are no stranglers only fiends you haven't melted yet.

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Not bad Bussell but you forgot the rule of three.

Quote: sootyj @ October 16 2012, 2:38 PM BST

I may grow to love you in an entirely Christian and fraternal sense.

Careful, stay on topic!

Quote: Ignatius Rake @ October 16 2012, 2:17 PM BST

Well, I like Teddy and Sootyj, so I'll have one while I sit on the fence, ta.

Not much milk, mind, and leave the bag in, please.

Any biscuits at all?

Teabagging is a forte of mine.

No biscuits, but I do have Pink Wafers and a loaf of soreen?

I wonder if the fabulous Baker Brothers read all the lovely posts in this thread they once started...

Don't think you'll see them kids again, they're probably wrapped in bright red blankets and rocking to and fro.
Hope they come back, you need the young ones to stop the older ones from settling for stuff where they could do better.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ October 16 2012, 3:48 PM BST

you need the young ones to stop the older ones from settling for stuff where they could do better.

True!

Quote: Mr Carnegie @ October 16 2012, 3:36 PM BST

Teabagging is a forte of mine.

Thanks, but I was kinda looking for a hot beverage rather than a pair of clock weights in my mouth.

Hmm, maybe I read Viz too much.

Quote: Ignatius Rake @ October 16 2012, 4:08 PM BST

Thanks, but I was kinda looking for a hot beverage rather than a pair of clock weights in my mouth.

Hmm, maybe I read Viz too much.

Shit. Oh, I've made it awkward haven't I?

Well, I only wanted a few views on my video so thanks for that and thanks to the kind people. To the rude people: enjoy living in your mums basement for the rest of your life :)

and yes of course I know I'm the video maker ;)

Quote: BakerBrotherTV @ October 16 2012, 5:23 PM BST

Well, I only wanted a few views on my video so thanks for that and thanks to the kind people. To the rude people: enjoy living in your mums basement for the rest of your life :)

and yes of course I know I'm the video maker ;)

Do me a favour, put a note in your calendar and come back to this comment in 5 years time. If it doesn't make your toes curl with embarrassment, congratulations, you proved everyone right and never learned a thing about comedy.

theres nothing wrong with my Mum's basement, a single bulb, regular bread and water, my friend Mr Rat. Help. I'm lonely....

Quote: David Bussell @ October 16 2012, 5:50 PM BST

Do me a favour, put a note in yoir calendar and come back to this comment in 5 years time. If it doesn't make your toes curl with embarrassment, congratulations, you proved everyone right and never learned a thing about comedy.

To be fair to the poor chap, he did get an almighty roasting...!

Quote: BakerBrotherTV @ October 16 2012, 5:23 PM BST

Well, I only wanted a few views on my video so thanks for that and thanks to the kind people. To the rude people: enjoy living in your mums basement for the rest of your life :)

and yes of course I know I'm the video maker ;)

Good luck try scripting

And I live in your mums basement

If you know what I mean

Quote: sootyj @ October 16 2012, 6:03 PM BST

Good luck try scripting

And I live in your mums basement

If you know what I mean

No what do you mean?

Any way its all part of growing up and being British, I'm sure you don't really care what we old farts think.

As a child of 15 Freddie Starr called me a f**king c**t
Made me the man I am today
And Freddie can't remember if he dined on savilles sloppy seconds

Fair enough.

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