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The Pointless threadaroooni

Ok this thread is to put gabby gobbledygook on.
Like...
How come talc makes my arse feel better?
&
Who stole my man's liby Ido. I didnt. You did.

Finally somewhere to put my broken pencil :)

Quote: Charley @ February 1, 2008, 2:47 AM

How come talc makes my arse feel better?

Because you're a sick, twisted bitch?

Quote: Aaron @ February 1, 2008, 8:17 AM

Because you're a sick, twisted bitch?

Laughing out loud

I got drunk last night & left several stoooooopid threads eh.
Still life is good through the wibbly wobbly eye balls of a drunk.

Whether you think you can or you think you can't - you're right!

F**king know-it-all!

I didn't say anything about giraffes, what are you on about?

I honestly have no idea how that stash of illegal drugs ended up in my bedroom.

It's research, honest!

horse chestnuts please Nosferatu.

How was I supposed to know that sexual intercourse with domestic pets was illegal in this country?

Quote: frostyboy @ February 1, 2008, 4:23 PM

How was I supposed to know that sexual intercourse with domestic pets was illegal in this country?

Don't be silly cover that willy!

When I walk on my ceiling, I suddenly come over feeling dizzy.

I found a tampax in my coat pocket. It is new & unused but it sure aint mine. I have no idea where it came from. I use nappies see.
I am desperate to know how that got in my pocket.

It flew in? Assuming it has wings.

Quote: Leevil @ February 1, 2008, 4:51 PM

It flew in? Assuming it has wings.

Laughing out loud

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