I have load of little paper cuts on my fingers, not cut from paper though. Anyway, I keep opening the wound by accident. So occasionally my fingers will bleed without me realising. My point is that my DNA is currently spread around my local Tesco ready to be transported all over town. Please can anyone refrain from murdering anyone whilst in possession of one of the products I bled on. Thank you.
I like to squeeze fruit and veg too 
Quote: Lee @ October 15 2012, 9:55 PM BSTI like to squeeze fruit and veg too
I like to squeeze my meat and two veg.
And sometimes whisper gently into its ear.
Pig or corn?
Quote: Lee @ October 15 2012, 10:03 PM BSTPig or corn?
I'm not circumcised, no.
Anyone else surprised at the apparent total news blackout of April Jones from TV coverage? Is it just because it's pretty obvious who made the abduction and that there's nothing really new to say? Just seems...odd.
Well if they haven't found anything new, there's no point having it on the news.
How have they charged that man with murder? Wasn't he just found walking about in an army jacket?
Quote: billwill @ October 15 2012, 8:55 PM BSTYou only want them as cheap actors in your horror movies.
You are largely correct, Bill.
Sooty has now earned enough and a freelance writer to get his PayPal account suspended as a potential money launderer.
Sooty is to bigger up about this to be truly annoyed
SootyJ needs to calm down with his typing speed.
On a side note, I'm probably never going to be able to use Paypal again. FUCK YOU, PAYPAL!
Quote: zooo @ October 15 2012, 10:29 PM BSTWell if they haven't found anything new, there's no point having it on the news.
Yes, and I did consider that, but at the end of the day a child is still missing. While on balance everyone knows the gist of what's happened here someone's daughter still has to be found. Obviously I wouldn't expect Maddie's story to still be in the news but this story is only a fortnight old and I haven't heard anything for the best part of a week.
Quote: sootyj @ October 15 2012, 10:41 PM BSTSooty has now earned enough and a freelance writer to get his PayPal account suspended as a potential money launderer.
Sooty is to bigger up about this to be truly annoyed
Sooty has now earned enough and a freelance writer to get his PayPal account suspended as a potential money launderer.
Sooty is to bigger up about this to be truly annoyed
I've been meaning to ask, sooty, genuine question - why do you post twice so very often?
I have a stutter
