sootyj
Monday 15th October 2012 7:20pm [Edited]
51,287 posts
How to produce a contemptable video that'll make people hate you.
1 Post in the wrong section of the forum. It's not general comedy; put it in critique or if you're really confident showcase. Until the forum provides "a load of shite" thread.
2 Pretend you accidentally came across this stinking turd and just want to share it. And didn't create it yourself. This is the equivalent of stepping in fresh dog shit and river dancing on someones new white carpet.
3 Make that fresh dieased dog shit, from Cerberus the demon dog from hell. And replace the carpet with a floor made up of babies.
4 Now make sure the video is awful. Careful now you wouldn't wanted the least scintilla of talent to slip through. A collection of bad accents that sound like what would happen if a parrot watched an AdamS Sandler movies remade by chimpanzies is a start. But careful you're not so bad you're good.
5 There you go. Well done you really are contemptible now why not go off and suicide bomb a Justin Bieber concert.
6 Forgot to mention using caps in the title thread for no good reason.
7 By being so youthful you force me to pull my punches which I hate.
8 You are so contemptible you're not contemptible, you're totes contemptible you don't even merit the use of the full world totally.