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And eyes water?

Watering eyes is a better desl than a skanky FanGina. Trust me1

I meant your c**t.

Quote: Charley @ February 1, 2008, 1:45 AM

onions make my pussy stink!
Disgusting but true!

Mental note: Don't eat Charley's lasagne

Quote: ajp29 @ February 1, 2008, 1:51 AM

Mental note: Don't eat Charley's lasagne

Your a temp ED though eh?

Mental Note: Run!!!!!!!!!!!!

He'll bring the cheese!

Laughing out loud Why was that so funny. I'm not even drunk or high on over sugared fudge

Lookie. An onion tasting c**t is better than no c**t at all.
Did your Mothers not teach you anything?

Certainly not the ways of the c**t.

Quote: Charley @ February 1, 2008, 1:57 AM

Lookie. An onion tasting c**t is better than no c**t at all.
Did your Mothers not teach you anything?

The first thing my mum taught me was to 'Get out of her f**king c**t!' Then i got slapped, cried and have never been happy since :(

This is going to be the most quoted post ever Laughing out loud Wheres my phychiatrist Professor Budweiser?

Quote: Leevil @ February 1, 2008, 1:58 AM

Certainly not the ways of the c**t.

Liars.
Your mummy woo woos set you up for the ways of the c**t.
Think about it. Then get back.
I am telling you, they rearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrley did.

Quote: Charley @ February 1, 2008, 1:57 AM

Lookie. An onion tasting c**t is better than no c**t at all.

Normal is lovely. But onion flavoured, well, anything?! Not a chance.

Rather onion than garlic though, I suppose.

Quote: ajp29 @ February 1, 2008, 2:01 AM

The first thing my mum taught me was to 'Get out of her f**king c**t!' Then i got slapped, cried and have never been happy since :(

Explains a lot. Mainly the politics.

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