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My poor progeny.

I've got the week off, and I'm in Oldham for all of it, decorating someone's new house.

Is this another one of those arrangements where someone agrees to doing tons of unpaid work, in exchange for 'a beer'...?

Ha, I don't like beer. It'll be nice to have some privacy once it's done.

So here's a thought I've been doing online writing for a bit and I always thought I'd be good at the cheery' but not so competent stuff; wedding speeches and amateur standup routines etc. However I rarely get those, I make a a fair old screw from web content and corporate videos etc. You know ,making mortgage rates funny.

So what does that say about me?

You are a twat?

I believe you have that written on your shaving mirror in case you forget

My latest bid...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271078861084?ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1431.l2649

I'm in the grip of a pretty serious ventriloquist's dummy addiction right now.

Quote: David Bussell @ October 15 2012, 11:09 AM BST

My latest bid...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271078861084?ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1431.l2649

I'm in the grip of a pretty serious ventriloquist's dummy addiction right now.

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Do you think it really could be Batson?
After all these years?

Quote: Lazzard @ October 15 2012, 11:12 AM BST

Do you think it really could be Batson?
After all these years?

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I didn't understand the 'Batson' thing. I tried searching 'Batson Dummy' but all I got back from Google was a rather rude 'Did you mean Batman Dummy?'

Dave these aren't child substitute s are the?

Quote: sootyj @ October 15 2012, 11:19 AM BST

Dave these aren't child substitute s are the?

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Only in so far as they're possessed by the spirits of dead children.

Quote: David Bussell @ October 15 2012, 11:09 AM BST

My latest bid...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271078861084?ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1431.l2649

I'm in the grip of a pretty serious ventriloquist's dummy addiction right now.

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You only want them as cheap actors in your horror movies.

Took my dog to vets. Her inner ear is punctured, going to cost a fortune, poor Molly she is a poorly old lady, sitting next to me feeling very sorry for herself

Quote: David Bussell @ October 15 2012, 11:09 AM BST

My latest bid...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271078861084?ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1431.l2649

I'm in the grip of a pretty serious ventriloquist's dummy addiction right now.

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You'll never find another like Stott.