Who do you fancy? Page 865
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 14 2012, 9:47 PM BSTWe're getting into Savile territory here . .
There's nowt wrong with liking a grown woman in a schoolgirl outfit, Oldrocker!
Is there...? 
Quote: chipolata @ October 15 2012, 7:57 AM BSTThere's nowt wrong with liking a grown woman in a schoolgirl outfit, Oldrocker!
Is there...?
Yeah, but that would be wrong:
If ladies in Switzerland look like that you might want to consider moving, Gordon.
Not all ladies.
Just the good-looking ones.
Just like like Swiss cheese, the only important thing is that they have plenty of holes.
How many penises do you have?
Quote: chipolata @ October 15 2012, 4:40 PM BSTIf ladies in Switzerland look like that you might want to consider moving, Gordon.
No, not too many dogs here in Switzerland.
This is one of our most famous:
Michelle Hunziker, TV host. Lovely pair of eyes.
(By the way, she was married to this Italian git Eros Ramazotti)
Wow she looks just like a girl who worked in a clock shop in Basel when I was last working there (former dignitas commission-based agent). I think I upset her by slapping (loudly obviously)my penis on the counter.
She remarked: 'Sir. what are you doing, don't you know this is a clock shop?'
I said: 'Yes, course I do - put two hands and a face on that please!'
Is it her?
I don't think she'd be upset by a penis on a counter...I mean she works in showbiz!
That Michelle is very nice indeed:
The bird, in case you're wondering which one I'm referring to.
I'd probably do the bloke at a push too.
I only became aware of who Taylor Swift is today and, quite frankly, I'd like to see her mini.
Quote: Ben @ October 27 2012, 9:28 PM BSTI only became aware of who Taylor Swift is today and, quite frankly, I'd like to see her mini.
Looks like Jean Paul Gaultier after a sex change. 
Nice.
I've always fancied Alexander Armstrong, but his Pointless co-host Richard Osman is my weird crush of the week. I love their banter on the show, clever and funny guys.
