Things that piss you off Page 1,108

Sounds

Quote: lofthouse @ October 13 2012, 8:27 PM BST

I ordered some nachos with my pizza

I didnt get nachos

I got half a bag of Doritos with tomato sauce poured over them

C*nts

View original

I hope you weren't expecting cheese.

Because it's nach yo cheese1

People have no respect for silent carriages on trains

I went on one of those silent carriages, well it didn't work. I could still talk AND REALLY LOUDLY.

Quote: Lee @ October 14 2012, 2:13 PM BST

I went on one of those silent mis carriages, well it didn't work. I could still talk AND REALLY LOUDLY.

View original

You really should be better supervised

The fact that apparently the word totally is clearly 'too long' to say in it's entirety.

eh?

TOTES!

Losing my wedding ring yesterday morning.

Found it just now.

Perhaps that should have been split between things that piss you off and things that make you happy. Do we have a thread for that?

Optomistic people who want threads entirely dedicated to happy things.

Joy is measured in small doses.

Quote: Loopey @ October 14 2012, 8:28 PM BST

Losing my wedding ring yesterday morning.

Found it just now.

Perhaps that should have been split between things that piss you off and things that make you happy. Do we have a thread for that?

View original

So glad you found it.

Quote: sootyj @ October 14 2012, 8:30 PM BST

Optomistic people who want threads entirely dedicated to happy things.

Joy is measured in small doses.

View original

I like happy things. As Ken Dodd said we all need more happiness

Rude chap from British Gas phoning me up early every morning asking why I have not paid bill, because I hav'nt received the bugger yet!! Grrr.

Quote: sootyj @ October 14 2012, 8:30 PM BST

Optomistic people who want threads entirely dedicated to happy things.

View original

I piss you off?
Maybe we should have threads for optimism, realism and pessimism.

Quote: keewik @ October 14 2012, 8:35 PM BST

So glad you found it.

View original

Thank you. I only realised when I got to a conference and spent all day worrying and wondering where it was.

Quote: dellas @ October 14 2012, 10:06 PM BST

Rude chap from British Gas phoning me up early every morning asking why I have not paid bill, because I hav'nt received the bugger yet!! Grrr.

View original

My brother phoned at 5am to chat about something trivial. He 'forgot' he was on nightshift and didn't think about the time. Grrrrrr.

As in so many things loopy my dear you are the exception that proves the rule