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I love food shopping. It's all the other customers that ruin it.

Any kind of shopping is good.

Going shopping in a bit...I'm in the mood for something nice :)

Quote: zooo @ October 14 2012, 12:13 PM BST

Any kind of shopping is good.

Coffin Shoppin for your kids? Errr

Quote: Lee @ October 14 2012, 12:10 PM BST

I love food shopping. It's all the other customers that ruin it.

Like the ones who leave cold items on the shelf of tinned food or stick the bread in the frozen just because they changed their mind. And the people who meet someone they know and decide that standing smack bang in the middle of aisle with their trollies is perfectly ok. since I've started, also those people who stand in line at the checkout and then when all the items have been scanned, spend 2 minutes looking for the money/card to pay.

*Think I might be in the wrong thread.

Quote: Lee @ October 14 2012, 12:15 PM BST

Coffin Shoppin for your kids? Errr

I have kids?

Quote: reds @ October 14 2012, 12:20 PM BST

Like the ones who leave cold items on the shelf of tinned food or stick the bread in the frozen just because they changed their mind.

I've never done that Angelic

Quote: zooo @ October 14 2012, 12:23 PM BST

I have kids?

Yes, there's Humphrey, Delboy, Hornby and little Who.

Quote: zooo @ October 14 2012, 12:23 PM BST

I have kids?

Jimmy. Summer ville never told you the fiend!

Aw, and they've all died you say?
Bummer!

Yes, pretty grim for a Sunday morning... Errr

Quote: Lee @ October 14 2012, 12:25 PM BST

Yes, there's Humphrey, Delboy, Hornby and little Who.

No they are not, Zooo's kids would most likely be called Hooo, Dooo, Mooo and Wooo.

One would have been named Pooo, but the registrar gently suggested that might not be a goood for the kid.

Huh?

:D

Quote: zooo @ October 14 2012, 12:29 PM BST

Aw, and they've all died you say?
Bummer!

Jimmy Seville allegedly ate them

Quote: sootyj @ October 14 2012, 1:57 PM BST

Jimmy Seville allegedly ate them

Or turned them into Sooosages.

:P

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