The phrase 'national treasure' when used about a human being. It's so sickly - I'd slit my own throat if I were ever described like that. Apart from which, you reckon the person would be about 107 years old.
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What is a national treasure anyway, I believethat's what they used to call jimmy Saville.
Quote: Pingl @ October 12 2012, 5:52 PM BSTWhat is a national treasure anyway, I believethat's what they used to call jimmy Saville.
Well let's hope they don't dig the bastard up!
Tv cook programs. They are everywhere and whats interesting in seeing people making food. Only interesting thing about food is eating it.
Congratulations you made a salad, what the F... do I care.
Quote: Funny Johnny @ October 12 2012, 8:20 PM BSTTv cook programs. They are everywhere and whats interesting in seeing people making food. Only interesting thing about food is eating it.
Congratulations you made a salad, what the F... do I care.
You sound quite passionate about it.
Quote: Funny Johnny @ October 12 2012, 8:20 PM BSTTv cook programs. They are everywhere and whats interesting in seeing people making food. Only interesting thing about food is eating it.
Congratulations you made a salad, what the F... do I care.
Ever thought of going on Can't cook won't cook?
Quote: Lee @ October 12 2012, 8:43 PM BSTYou sound quite passionate about it.
Sure complaining has to be done with passion. :-D
Quote: Pingl @ October 12 2012, 8:47 PM BSTEver thought of going on Can't cook won't cook?
I will consider it now :-D
I wonder how many people I can get to watch me make pasta, frozen pizza and french fries
Quote: Funny Johnny @ October 12 2012, 8:20 PM BSTOnly interesting thing about food is eating it.
I couldn't disagree more, what could be more entertaining then watchng a fat housewife or a homosexual burst into floods of tears because their banana bread failed to rise or whatever?
Next you'll be telling me that watching two fat Geordies cooking a fish isn't the pinnacle of televisual entertainment?
Quote: Funny Johnny @ October 12 2012, 9:06 PM BSTSure complaining has to be done with passion. :-D
I will consider it now :-D
I wonder how many people I can get to watch me make pasta, frozen pizza and french fries
Sounds like a winner, I can see it on about 4.30 on BBC 2, do you ride a motorbike, swear a lot or enjoy needlessly cruel animal based sports? 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 12 2012, 9:38 PM BSTI couldn't disagree more, what could be more entertaining then watchng a fat housewife or a homosexual burst into floods of tears because their banana bread failed to rise or whatever?
Next you'll be telling me that watching two fat Geordies cooking a fish isn't the pinnacle of televisual entertainment?
point taken good sire
Quote: Pingl @ October 12 2012, 9:42 PM BSTSounds like a winner, I can see it on about 4.30 on BBC 2, do you ride a motorbike, swear a lot or enjoy needlessly cruel animal based sports?
I'm from a small hillbilly town, we all ride a green moped with a plastic milk box behind for the beers. But otherwise you got me right on the mark!
I will be waiting for them to call me then!
Quote: Funny Johnny @ October 12 2012, 10:02 PM BSTI'm from a small hillbilly town, we all ride a green moped with a plastic milk box behind for the beers. But otherwise you got me right on the mark!
I will be waiting for them to call me then!
Is it the same moped that you all share then?
How about this TV show.....
'Can't cook, won't f**kin cook - so get me the takeaway menu now yer bastard!'
Perfect for Dave channel...
Each week 4 fat hairy-arsed losers (like me - but can be women too if they have hairy arses - so I imagine lots women from Leeds - that is unless Sir Jim aint mentally scarred them for life) have a race against the clock to prepare for a takeaway meal for them and 3 guests.
A bit like 'Come dine with Me' I guess. However the time saved by not cooking food can be spent by getting seriously rat-arsed, hurling abuse around and oggling tits and pussies online whilst waiting for the delivery boy to drop his load.
The night ends with a massive drunken brawl with bonus points awarded for kicking a contestant in his (or her) scrotum.
That's sounds awesome
Johnny Vegas to do the narration
During which he drinks pint after pint of lager and by the end of the show he is also completely arseholed and starts making incredibly offensive and lewd remarks about the contestants and can be heard almost choking on his own vomit
It's Roger Mellie-esque, and like many of his ridiculous creations, real TV overtook the ideas later on.....
I ordered some nachos with my pizza
I didnt get nachos
I got half a bag of Doritos with tomato sauce poured over them
C*nts