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Quote: Will Cam @ October 11 2012, 10:53 PM BST

Anyone want to ask me anything?

Are you going to help the police with their enquiries?

I'd like to ask Marc P when he's going to invite me for a pint and a pie at his local 'The Lobster'. It looks proper full of freaks and misfits and I think I'd fit right in. I'm probably kidding myself though, they'd probably send me on my way with the dark warning "Stick to the roads".

I'd also like to ask Bussell where he gets his trousers made. There's no way you can buy trousers off the peg for legs that long. If he took a shit standing up it'd have dried up and turned white before it hit the floor.

I've actually been in The Lobster.

Any good?

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 11 2012, 11:29 PM BST

I'd like to ask Marc P when he's going to invite me for a pint and a pie at his local 'The Lobster'. It looks proper full of freaks and misfits and I think I'd fit right in. I'm probably kidding myself though, they'd probably send me on my way with the dark warning "Stick to the roads".

I'd also like to ask Bussell where he gets his trousers made. There's no way you can buy trousers off the peg for legs that long. If he took a shit standing up it'd have dried up and turned white before it hit the floor.

Bussell only buys trouser cut offs upto his knees, his naughty bits are up so high clouds obscure them.

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 11 2012, 11:29 PM BST

I'd also like to ask Bussell where he gets his trousers made. There's no way you can buy trousers off the peg for legs that long. If he took a shit standing up it'd have dried up and turned white before it hit the floor.

If you must know, I steal them from stilt walkers.

They're a pushover!

Quote: Ben @ October 11 2012, 11:11 PM BST

Are you going to help the police with their enquiries?

No f**king Comment!

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 12 2012, 1:19 AM BST

Any good?

It has it moments lol, quite quiet at present!! Welcome anytime Lee! :)

Hows your new dog called comment doing?

Quote: Will Cam @ October 12 2012, 11:05 AM BST

No f**king Comment!

Woe! I had no intention.

Quote: Will Cam @ October 11 2012, 10:53 PM BST

Anyone want to ask me anything?

When working on your wife's car, do you grease your camshaft before inserting it in the head?

Quote: Nogget @ October 12 2012, 11:32 AM BST

When working on your wife's car, do you grease your camshaft before inserting it in the head?

Smarmy

Quote: Marc P @ October 12 2012, 11:19 AM BST

It has it moments lol, quite quiet at present!! Welcome anytime Lee! :)

Are all Lee's welcome? :)

Quote: Ben @ October 11 2012, 11:29 PM BST

I've actually been in The Lobster.

So have I

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 12 2012, 1:19 AM BST

Any good?

Ok, didn't stay long. Twas a long time ago. More of a Two Life Boats girl myself. I might be paying The Lobster a visit in November.

;) My partner wanted me to assist him with oiling his ball joints and cam shaft then releasing his hardy splicer joint coupling- shall I comply? ...

I feel headache coming on, any other women asked this?

PS. I hate sump oil.

Has anyone directed audio sketches or short visual sketches for showreels? Am potentially going to be doing both soon and have no experience in either so any pointers appreciated

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