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Quote: Ben @ October 10 2012, 7:58 PM BST

Why not just have a mug of hot milk instead?

Sick Sick Sick

Quote: Will Cam @ October 10 2012, 9:58 PM BST

Modern bastard cars where changing a headlight bulb is like doing keyhole brain surgery in boxing gloves. Just tried to help my son change the bulb in his Clio. I did tell him to wait until daylight but he ploughed on, couldn't do it, called me out, I dropped the f**king clip that holds the c**ting bulb in. will have to get a new clip because it disappeared and you can't get a rizzla paper into an engine bay nowadays.

F**king c**ts Angry

Should have dialled 999 that's what most people do.

when people use the words "obviously " and "literally" too often in their conversation and OBVIOUSLY don't have a clue of the meanings

Obviously it pisses you off enough to sign up to this forum and literally make that your first post.

:D
There's an ad for some football match thing on at the moment where the moron woman says the crowd 'literally took the roof off'.

DID THEY?

If it was an open roof stadium, maybe?

Well I hope when they did they shoved it up her arse.

Quote: sparkle @ October 11 2012, 6:16 PM BST

when people use the words "obviously " and "literally" too often in their conversation and OBVIOUSLY don't have a clue of the meanings

If you had literally searched this thread, you'd find that you're not the first person to obviously bring up this trend.

Quote: zooo @ October 11 2012, 6:27 PM BST

Well I hope when they did they shoved it up her arse.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ October 11 2012, 6:27 PM BST

Well I hope when they did they shoved it up her arse.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud When you say these things, zooo, it always seems totally outrageous as I imagine you being a very posh person.

Ha! I wish I was.

Quote: keewik @ October 11 2012, 7:06 PM BST

as I imagine you being a very posh person.

Jade Goody is a very posh person compared to you keewik. ;) :P

F**kin cling film when you can't find the end of it for love nor money...it's always just when you're about to ejaculate too.
Well, rubber johnnies are well pricey these days...
Especially the larger ones Whistling nnocently

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2012, 6:41 PM BST

If you had literally searched this thread, you'd find that you're obviously not the first person to bring up this trend.

Reads better . . . .

:)

The BBC DVD department

"Special Features : Scene Selection"

And?

AND???

Bone idle set of bastards

Quote: lofthouse @ October 11 2012, 9:53 PM BST

The BBC DVD department

"Special Features : Scene Selection"

That's actually my favourite kind of special features.
I never have time to watch the blooody things.

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