Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2012, 4:43 PM BSTA friends a total patchouli scented dope smoking hippy. One of her kids is in the Israeli airforce as a drone controller. And he's killed more Arabs than a randy goat with AIDS. The other is petitioning to be a front line combat soldier, despite being a girly with tits and everything.
Not sure if that is an exception to the rule or not. I did say mass murderer was one of the options.
Not mass murder,its efficent erm murder;
You hippy, why don't you bum Bill Oddie or something?
They made a big twitter icon in the upper right corner on the porn on my favourite pornhub. Is there really a lot of people who wants to share what kind of porn they wanked to this day.?
Quote: Funny Johnny @ October 10 2012, 9:29 PM BSTThey made a big twitter icon in the upper right corner on the porn on my favourite pornhub. Is there really a lot of people who wants to share what kind of porn they wanked to this day.?
At last, a sensible use for Twatter.
Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2012, 9:28 PM BSTYou hippy, why don't you bum Bill Oddie or something?
Can't. Health and safety as usual. 
Whose health and whose safety?
Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2012, 9:45 PM BSTWhose health and whose safety?
Bill Oddie is a massive fire risk, like a walking bale of hay. One careless spark and we could lose half of Shropshire. Beware the Twitcher!
Whats Bruce Willis's new thriller called?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 10 2012, 9:48 PM BSTBeware the Twitcher!
Bill Oddie is a massive fire risk, like a walking bale of hay. One careless spark and we could lose half of Shropshire.
Is it available on Blue Ray?
Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2012, 9:50 PM BSTIs it available on Blue Ray?
Yes, but not on Blu-Ray.
Blue Ray is the guy with tourettes who sells dodgy DVDs at my local booty.
Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2012, 9:53 PM BSTBlue Ray is the guy with tourettes who sells dodgy DVDs at my local booty.
You do know that was originally a Peter Kay joke...'Blue ray? Blue Ray?! He was the bloke who used to sell porn videos out the back of his van...'
Nope great minds think like.
But it's kinda obvious.
Like the new recordable super hidef from Sony they're planning on calling.
"Painful-sodomy-vision"
Modern bastard cars where changing a headlight bulb is like doing keyhole brain surgery in boxing gloves. Just tried to help my son change the bulb in his Clio. I did tell him to wait until daylight but he ploughed on, couldn't do it, called me out, I dropped the f**king clip that holds the c**ting bulb in. will have to get a new clip because it disappeared and you can't get a rizzla paper into an engine bay nowadays.
F**king c**ts 
I used to service my own car, but not only is that impossible these days, a car isn't worth anything much without a service history. And do we really need all the complexity we're being made to service? I get by just fine in my house without electic windows or whatever, but I don't get to opt out of buying and maintaining all this stuff when motoring.
Quote: Nogget @ October 10 2012, 10:12 PM BSTI get by just fine in my house without electic windows or whatever
Do you live in your car?
Quote: Ben @ October 10 2012, 7:58 PM BSTI really, really hate people who drink very milky coffees. What is the point? Why not just have a mug of hot milk instead?
Because hot milk on its own doesn't taste of coffee?