Quote: Joyce @ August 6 2012, 2:23 PM BST
Sir Rover Bannister hankers for the good old days when his owner could run down the park and back in under four minutes.
Quote: Joyce @ August 6 2012, 2:23 PM BST
Sir Rover Bannister hankers for the good old days when his owner could run down the park and back in under four minutes.
What a pair of arseholes!
Quote: Nogget @ August 7 2012, 6:11 AM BST
'So, if you fart too, we'll be in line again.....'
[quote name="Tursiops" post="738412" date="March 11 2011, 9:34 PM GMT"]
It was the first time the audience at The Pooch Porn Club had seen the sex act performed 'human-style'.....
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[quote name="Steve Sunshine" post="787624" date="July 16 2011, 2:26 AM BST"]
'Ok, just a picture mind you - no monkey business!'
[quote name="Steve Sunshine" post="897665" date="July 29 2012, 1:36 AM BST"]
'Well I did tell you love that it was called 'Come Dancing!'
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 16 2011, 3:31 AM BST
I don't know what came over me, but it was this long.
Cotter fails to clarify if he's describing the length or height of Tom Cruise.
Quote: Nogget @ August 6 2012, 7:48 AM BSTOlympic theme:
Normally it's the performer who shits himself.
Camp instructor.
Quote: Joyce @ August 6 2012, 10:38 AM BST
Is it just me, or is Internet porn getting worse?
Quote: Joyce @ August 6 2012, 2:23 PM BST
It's no good, you're old and this is a new trick.
Quote: Nogget @ August 7 2012, 6:11 AM BST
Best-looking floaters I've ever seen.
Quote: Tursiops @ March 11 2011, 9:34 PM GMTIt was the first time the audience at The Pooch Porn Club had seen the sex act performed 'human-style'.....
John Noakes' wet dream.
I ran the 100 meters in vein.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 16 2011, 3:31 AM BST
That thick and she's still not impressed.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 16 2011, 3:31 AM BST
She's only got the nark 'cos she can't see it. Anyway, invisible footballs are the bollox mate. Trouble is, after you drop-kick 'em...they just disappear!
Quote: roscoff @ April 22 2011, 10:57 AM BSTResidents of Chernobyl gather in support of Fukushima disaster.
and coming up on todays jeremy kyle show . . .
'Seasons greeting from the Fritzls 2007!'
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[quote name="SlagA" post="600385" date="March 28 2010, 11:03 AM BST"]
Jesus, can't you have a shit in peace these days without someone forcing the doors - and someone else perving through a peephole too?
Father O'Leary had a bright young priest of 18.
When David Cameron first began his confession.