Jeremy Beadle Dies Page 4

Quote: Paul W @ January 31, 2008, 10:10 AM

You're all saying Jeremy Beadle died...

Thing is the medias reporting it as a bad thing...

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I'd rather you were dead.

Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 31, 2008, 5:37 PM

Sorry about this...

With Cancer and Pneumonia, you can't help but think life dealt Jeremy Beadle a bad hand.

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It was actually Poland Syndrome that dealt him the bad hand.

Get your facts right.

Seriously, is anyone going to bother coming up with a decent joke?

Had he not passed away, I'd have pedalled the joke 'Have you heard about Jeremy Beadle's new show? It's called I.C.U've Been Framed'.

You may like this one then,I thought it was bad.

He's been cremated and his ashes are being mixed with fetaliser. Coming soon "You've Been Flamed" and "Beadle's A Sprout."

Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 31, 2008, 6:24 PM

You may like this one then,I thought it was bad.

He's been cremated and his ashes are being mixed with fetaliser. Coming soon "You've Been Flamed" and "Beadle's A Sprout."

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There's just no excuse for that.

Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 31, 2008, 6:24 PM

You may like this one then,I thought it was bad.

He's been cremated and his ashes are being mixed with fetaliser. Coming soon "You've Been Flamed" and "Beadle's A Sprout."

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Its par for the course when someone famous dies that jokes are made about them, why should Beadle be any different?

I remember after Linda McCartney died the joke doing the rounds that Paul went to his family and said there was some good news, on the evening of her death they'd be eating steak for their dinner.

I wish Paul Daniels would die soon.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 31, 2008, 9:31 PM

Its par for the course when someone famous dies that jokes are made about them, why should Beadle be any different?

I remember after Linda McCartney died the joke doing the rounds that Paul went to his family and said there was some good news, on the evening of her death they'd be eating steak for their dinner.

I wish Paul Daniels would die soon.

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Most Beadle jokes are about his hand, bit lazy.

That McCartney joke is quite clever.

The joke about Jill Dando's partner wanting to re-paint the front door, but Jill was dead against it is genius.

He's died many times, imo.

Quote: Seefacts @ January 31, 2008, 9:33 PM

Most Beadle jokes are about his hand, bit lazy.

That McCartney joke is quite clever.

The joke about Jill Dando's partner wanting to re-paint the front door, but Jill was dead against it is genius.

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Never heard the Dando one before

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 31, 2008, 9:31 PM

I wish Paul Daniels would die soon.

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Reckon you've got some good jokes there then?

Quote: Seefacts @ January 31, 2008, 9:33 PM

The joke about Jill Dando's partner wanting to re-paint the front door, but Jill was dead against it is genius.

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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 31, 2008, 9:31 PM

I remember after Linda McCartney died the joke doing the rounds that Paul went to his family and said there was some good news, on the evening of her death they'd be eating steak for their dinner.

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... I don't geddit. :-/

She was a veggie.

Yeah... But so's he. No? Or is the joke meant to be that she forced him into becoming veggie? Hmmm?

[quote name="Aaron" post="92185" date="January 31, 2008, 9:59 PM"]Reckon you've got some good jokes there then?

Nah, just dont like him... but..

How many people went to Paul Daniels funeral?

Not a lot.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 31, 2008, 11:37 PM

[quote name="Aaron" post="92185" date="January 31, 2008, 9:59 PM"]Reckon you've got some good jokes there then?

Nah, just dont like him... but..

How many people went to Paul Daniels funeral?

Not a lot.

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*sigh* Now that's tragic

I wouldn't mind Vernon Kaye dying...no, forget that, it's cruel...maybe he could just be wounded by someone...really, really wounded.

A good recent one is:

Benazir Bhutto stood up for Human Rights! She stood up for Democracy! She stood up for feminism!

I bet she wishes she didn't f**king stand up to wave.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 31, 2008, 11:37 PM

Nah, just dont like him...

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Faaiiiiiir enough. Seemed a genuine, nice enough guy when I met him, but alright.

Quote: catskillz @ February 1, 2008, 12:03 AM

I wouldn't mind Vernon Kaye dying...no, forget that, it's cruel...maybe he could just be wounded by someone...really, really wounded.

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Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ February 1, 2008, 12:22 AM

A good recent one is:

Benazir Bhutto stood up for Human Rights! She stood up for Democracy! She stood up for feminism!

I bet she wishes she didn't f**king stand up to wave.

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