Newsjack - Series 7 Page 26

what time is the news jack show aired?

10:30pm on Thursdays

Dan

nice one. have you ever got stuff on there

Yes. I've done alright.

Dan

Any news from last nights recording?

It's nice to hear the odd snippet as it helps me lose all hope before the emails go out - one year I'll be extra happy due to expectation management.

It's nice to hear the odd snippet as it helps me lose all hope before the emails go out - one year I'll be extra happy due to expectation management.[/quote]

If anyone attended was there anything about 3D printers, or kids finding mammoth skeletons?

I was at the recording last night. Here's what I remember:

- There were three sketches about using disproportionate force against burglars - one was a David Cameron informetial/instructional video type thing
- A standard Ed Miliband sketch, hiding under desk crying about George Osbourne stealing his one nation line.
- Arnold Shwarzennnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeggggggggggerrrrrrrrr saying something or other
- Abu Hamza/Tim burton film
- George Osbourne getting his hair cut
- Newsjack scientist talking about clones
- Newsjack intern leaping from a balloon in the stratosphere
- Tube announcements telling people news before they've heard it anywhere else.
- 999 filter service to stop hoax calls

That's all I can remember. I shall now sleep for several days.

Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ October 9 2012, 3:52 PM BST

For me it's normally the other way around, not because I'm unhappy with my sketches, just because I wrote probably my best ever Newsjack jokes (certainly a few corkers in there). 7 intros and 3 Jack Apps.

Try-out? Are you auditioning? Good luck!

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Yes, was a tryout spot at Cavendish Arms, Stockwell. Went okayyyyy if a bit disappointing. Bit of redrafting required.

Hey I'm playing it next week - I wouldn't call it a tryout, I'd call it a gig but it's just semantics

just got the recorded but cut email

Unlucky blahblah

I'll stop checking my inbox now.

Quote: blahblah @ October 11 2012, 4:32 PM BST

just got the recorded but cut email

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Is blahblah the only one who got an e-mail this week?

Perhaps all the credits went to those 'oop norfh'

I've struck out again. Nine shows in a row have been Big_Jack-free.

I had a joke similar to mine in the show but no credit for it.

No joy for me once again.