Limerick battle anyone? Page 2

Ditto. Nice one, Stylee.

There once was a girl called L.E.
who posted on the site, B.C.G.
The forums were full with crap,
So she took a little nap.
But came back (time again) for a look, see.

There was an old woman called Loop
(A member of BCG group)
Who found that the forum
Was lacking decorum
Cos everyone talked about poop

There was a young lady called L.E.
who slipped on banana, real smellie
but the one who laughed most
and that's really no boast
was Ali the daughter of Laurie

There was an old lech called Sir Jim,
Molested young girls on a whim,
If they dared make a sound,
His friends rallied round,
But now his crew's out on a limb.

there was a man called jack the ripper
he used to go out with a stripper
so be careful if your a hooker
especially if your a looker
cos if he gets his way hell rape you in the shitter

There once was an celeb named Jim
Whose fans were often quite dim
They'd sit on his lap
and fall for his crap
Whilst he tickled their slits and their rim.

Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ October 10 2012, 2:01 PM BST

There once was an celeb named Jim
Whose fans were often quite dim
They'd sit on his lap
and fall for his crap
Whilst he tickled their slits and their rim.

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lmao geniuses

there once was a man who could fix it
his career was good but he risked it
he'd take off his boots
and ate forbidden fruits
and make them the digestive in a game of soggy buiscit

there was a pedo called jim
who done a thing on a whim
he gave a girl a badge
while touching her vag
now everyone wants to fix him !

There once was an old nonce called James
Who had an eye for young dames
He'd give them a medal
The dirty old devil
If they would comply with his games

That dead nonce from Top of the Pops
With the pervy sick grin on his chops
When a kiddie came by
He'd look straight in their eye
Saying 'I'll fix it' but don't tell the cops

there was a man by the name of saville
he got a bit handsy on his travels
they say he was pushy
he was on that pussy
like a motherf**king vejazzle

That hairy DJ, DLT
Who worked at the BBC
They say he touched up
A young newshound pup
I reckon she's 34D