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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 9 2012, 6:34 PM BST

I got offered a nitrogen cocktail today, I said: 'No thanks, I don't have the stomach for it.'

Thang you.

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Booyah!

I tried drinking nitrogen, but it goes straight through me.

I also spike the pretty girls drinks with nitrogen, I'm a necrophiliac.

ConSCATulations!

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 9 2012, 8:19 PM BST

Conscatulations!!!

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Instead of doing any proper writing, I've spent the last ten minutes making up a BCG Brundle Pod, so far I've got -

Gordon Taxis - an amiable Swiss bloke with a pathological hatred for everything

SootyJGO - a feminist who hates feminism and can't spell

Booozooo - just like the sound of those names together

BussellButt - a gun toting jester who wants to sex kill James Cotter

OldMcDonnell - had a farm, ee, eye, ee, etc.

Yep, my life is a productive one.

Typical that you'd categorise an individual woman's identity as 'feminist'

Can't believe I didn't get a mention.

Quote: L.E. @ October 10 2012, 12:17 PM BST

Can't believe I didn't get a mention.

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Angie Bushbaby? No, that's not right.

Edit: Wait, I've got it - L.E. + Gallon of Alan + Lee = L.E.GaLee

Phew!

I feel so much better. :-S

The ultimate humiliation - I was overtaken by a roadsweeper earlier. Mind you I swear it must have been speeding.

I need some anti-caffeine, fast. Any suggestions?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 10 2012, 3:44 PM BST

I need some anti-caffeine, fast. Any suggestions?

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Ketamine?

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 10 2012, 9:15 AM BST

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I have copyright over all Scattoo themed wordplay

Have you scatalogued that?

Quote: Lee @ October 10 2012, 3:53 PM BST

I have copyright over all Scattoo themed wordplay

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