Will no one spare a thought for the real victims of this tragedy - the young girls who went on Jim'll Fix It and never got fingered? Can you imagine what it's doing to their self esteem / sexual identity? They're probably on the phones to their Mums and Dads as we speak saying 'you said I was pretty!' between gallons of bitter tears.
Is there anyway we can implicate John McCririck into this scandal - I think he's paedo-licious.