Quote: sootyj @ October 8 2012, 10:55 AM BSTMy wife you cad!
Look, if you have a problem with that, you take it up with her - she did all the chasing! 
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Keeping up with the BillWills!
My Neighbour is having a new kitchen fitted by a professional firm.
Quote: billwill @ October 8 2012, 3:35 PM BSTKeeping up with the BillWills!
My Neighbour is having a new kitchen fitted by a professional firm.
My daughter had her braces fitted recently, but I dunno what it's like to have a kitchen fitted.
Quote: billwill @ October 8 2012, 3:35 PM BSTKeeping up with the BillWills!
My Neighbour is having a new kitchen fitted by a professional firm.
You could have offered to do it cheaper.
Quote: billwill @ October 8 2012, 3:35 PM BSTKeeping up with the BillWills!
My Neighbour is having a new kitchen fitted by the professionals firm.
Sothat's what happened to Body and Doyle!
Mentioned in the Newsletter again this week, that's 3 out of 4 weeks now, I think.
It's true, I am awesome.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 8 2012, 5:20 PM BSTIt's true, I am awesome.
You can certainly play with my cock anytime you like. 
Just reading this. Given the level of armed criminals in England today I can't seeing it as being too long until Da Butts law is enacted over here. This is what this is heading to I reckon.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/homeowners-rights-attack-burglars-032037216.html
Breaking news for cotter casters!
Quote: Marc P @ October 9 2012, 2:39 PM BSTBreaking news for cotter casters!
Is there an emoticon for writhing around pissing yourself?
Quote: Marc P @ October 9 2012, 2:39 PM BSTBreaking news for cotter casters!
If I do this job can I finish early?
I got offered a nitrogen cocktail today, I said: 'No thanks, I don't have the stomach for it.'
Thang you.
