Wondered what you lot thought of this. Is it funny, or am I just weird?
SCENE 1: LIBRARY FOOTAGE OF WORLD WAR TWO.
TEXT: 1941. WITH THE ADVENT OF OPERATION BARBAROSSA, GAY COUPLE ADOLF HITLER AND JOSEPH STALIN FOUND IT IMPOSSIBLE TO CARRY ON WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP, WHICH WAS ALREADY STRAINED AT BEST
CUT TO: HITLER AND STALIN SAT TOGETHER LOOKING THROUGH SOME CD’S
STALIN: I think I should have the Tears for Fears album.
HITLER: Listen, can we do this another time, I’m finding it a little difficult
STALIN: Sure, sure. Listen, I was thinking, whoever keeps the TV should take on the overdraft. I mean, we did pay for it out of that so think it’s only fair.
HITLER: Oh, you’ve got it all worked out haven’t you.
STALIN: Don’t be like that.
HITLER: Well…
STALIN: It’s not as if we were that close.
SOUND OF A CAR HORN OUTSIDE
STALIN: Listen, I’ve got to go
HITLER: Is that him (PUTS ON HIGH PITCHED VOICE) Winston.
STALIN: Come on, we’re just hanging for a bit that’s all.
HITLER: You know he calls my book “I’m Camp” don’t you?
STALIN: Well…
HITLER: What?
STALIN: You are a little fruity.
HITLER: It’s Kampf! Mein Kampf! And never, ever, has the title been so apt!
SOUND OF CAR HORN AGAIN
STALIN: Look, we’ll have to sort this out another time, I’ve got to go… I will miss you.
STALIN GOES TO LEAVE, THEN QUICKLY TURNS, GIVES HITLER A PECK ON THE CHEEK, THEN DASHES OUT THE DOOR. HITLER HEARS THE CAR DOOR SLAM, AND THE CAR DRIVE AWAY. HITLER PICKS UP THE TEARS FOR FEARS CD, THEN STARTS SOBBING
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