Quote: Ignatius Rake @ October 6 2012, 10:07 AM BST
It pissed all over them! This is the woman who once ate 65 hard boiled eggs in 6 mins 40 and had to stop because they ran out of eggs.
Read more about her here: http://www.therakeandherald.tv/society/societystory.php?id=153
She is fan-flipping-tastic.
The thing is she's up against Joey 'Jaws' Chestnut on Sunday in DC and the man is phenomenal. He has only lost two chowdowns in the past 12 months. Last Saturday, for instance, he set a new tamale eating world record - 102 in 12 minutes, smashing the previous record of 71 set by world belching champion Tim 'Eater X' Janus in 2007 (see http://www.therakeandherald.tv/society/societystory.php?id=179).
And whats more, chili is an extreme capacity discipline, which naturally favours Jaws. At last year's Chili Bowl, he did 2 gallons (13.3 UK pints; 7.6 litres) in six mins, while the Black Widow came fourth with 1.25 gallons (behind Eater X and Bob 'Notorious B.O.B.' Shoudt, who tied for second with 1.5 gallons each).
But personally, I reckon the Black Widow will be looking for revenge after Jaws stole her five-times-reigning Buffalo Wings crown at the start of September (see http://www.therakeandherald.tv/society/societystory.php?id=166). Plus, she'll be eating on home territory.
But the fact is, the Black Widow is the gurgitator's gurgitator. She's my personal favourite alimentary athlete; she's a really nice and friendly woman; she's tiny compared to so many of the men she beats (she's 5' 5"; 45.4 kg); she's got style and panache; and she deserves a big win over Jaws.
That's why I say the world would be a better place if Sonya 'the Black Widow' Thomas won the forthcoming Ben's Chili Bowl's World Chili Eating Championship.
I rest my case.
Darn garn, she didn't win.
Ah well, Eater X did so it makes a change from Jaws, who until Sunday hadn't been defeated since May.
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