Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ October 5 2012, 2:58 PM BSTAshley Cole's kamikaze tweet, what a sweetheart:
Choc ices all round!
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I'm off to Selhurst Park. Be good, all. 
Great goal by Cazorla today. Are Arsenal back?!
I do hope Ferguson plays De Gea today.
Suarez' dive today:
My all-time favourite:
Denilson's dive has to be up there.
Rivaldo's dive will always be my favourite -
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2012, 10:15 PM BSTRivaldo's dive will always be my favourite -
Ah yeah, that's who I meant.
Dear Danny Welbeck,
We represent a group of popular black American performers including the Fresh Prince, Cameo and the cast of New Jack City. As much as we appreciate your desire to keep that look alive with your current hairstyle, we'd just like to let you know that we've all moved on. Perhaps a visit to the barber's is in order.
Word up to your mother, etc.
The late 1980s
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ October 7 2012, 9:34 PM BSTSuarez' dive today:
It wasn't a dive!!
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 8 2012, 5:48 PM BSTIt wasn't a dive!!
He was body-popping...it's all the rage, doncha know?
And wasn't it great that on Saturday night the top four were all blue teams. Not a red in sight!!!!!!!!! Brilliant.
Just a shout for the emergent Gods of Selhurst Park - the Premiership "I'm all right, Jacks" are quaking in their stilettos.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19887267
Not too happy about Wonga.com being the sponsors, but at least we get St James' back. 
Wonga-Nil to the Newcastle, etc.