... If every day was Christmas Eve!
The world would be a better place if... Page 2
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 6 2012, 12:23 AM BSTWow, that's up there with Beethoven's symphonies . . . .
It pissed all over them! This is the woman who once ate 65 hard boiled eggs in 6 mins 40 and had to stop because they ran out of eggs.
Read more about her here: http://www.therakeandherald.tv/society/societystory.php?id=153
She is fan-flipping-tastic.
The thing is she's up against Joey 'Jaws' Chestnut on Sunday in DC and the man is phenomenal. He has only lost two chowdowns in the past 12 months. Last Saturday, for instance, he set a new tamale eating world record - 102 in 12 minutes, smashing the previous record of 71 set by world belching champion Tim 'Eater X' Janus in 2007 (see http://www.therakeandherald.tv/society/societystory.php?id=179).
And whats more, chili is an extreme capacity discipline, which naturally favours Jaws. At last year's Chili Bowl, he did 2 gallons (13.3 UK pints; 7.6 litres) in six mins, while the Black Widow came fourth with 1.25 gallons (behind Eater X and Bob 'Notorious B.O.B.' Shoudt, who tied for second with 1.5 gallons each).
But personally, I reckon the Black Widow will be looking for revenge after Jaws stole her five-times-reigning Buffalo Wings crown at the start of September (see http://www.therakeandherald.tv/society/societystory.php?id=166). Plus, she'll be eating on home territory.
But the fact is, the Black Widow is the gurgitator's gurgitator. She's my personal favourite alimentary athlete; she's a really nice and friendly woman; she's tiny compared to so many of the men she beats (she's 5' 5"; 45.4 kg); she's got style and panache; and she deserves a big win over Jaws.
That's why I say the world would be a better place if Sonya 'the Black Widow' Thomas won the forthcoming Ben's Chili Bowl's World Chili Eating Championship.
I rest my case.
If I didn't have to pay the rent or the bills.
Quote: zooo @ October 6 2012, 10:05 AM BST... If every day was Christmas Eve!
this would be a tortuous hell!!!
the world would be a better place without litter 
Quote: zooo @ October 6 2012, 10:05 AM BST... If every day was Christmas Eve!
I'm leaving if this happens, you can stay here with Wizard
You lot are well boring. 
Quote: zooo @ October 6 2012, 10:05 AM BST... If every day was Christmas Eve!
I'm going to say if Christmas Eve was every Friday. That way I would get a 3 day working week and get paid for two of the days off.
Quote: zooo @ October 6 2012, 10:05 AM BST... If every day was Christmas Eve!
But then every day people would be frantically buying presents from late night petrol stations, and never opening them. So we'd all be poor and drowning in unopened presents.
Quote: reds @ October 6 2012, 12:44 PM BSTI'm going to say if Christmas Eve was every Friday. That way I would get a 3 day working week and get paid for two of the days off.
Okay, that sounds even better than my plan.
Quote: Raymond Terrific @ October 6 2012, 12:45 PM BSTBut then every day people would be frantically buying presents from late night petrol stations, and never opening them. So we'd all be poor and drowning in unopened presents.
Only idiots are still buying presents on Christmas Eve. So they deserve it!
Quote: zooo @ October 6 2012, 12:49 PM BSTOkay, that sounds even better than my plan.
Yep. This would also mean another long weekend as New years day would then fall on weekend day.
I think the world would be a better place if every second weekend was a long one.
it's always Christmas in the cupboard at the bottom of the stairs...AHHHH....
...if Jamie's magic torch was real.
Quote: Ignatius Rake @ October 6 2012, 3:13 PM BST...if Jamie's magic torch was real.
What do you mean if?
Quote: zooo @ October 6 2012, 10:05 AM BST... If every day was Christmas Eve!
*sharpens axe*
