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Bloody tramps.

Sootyj was walking home the other night and this foreign tramp followed him for about 10 minutes. Who had apparently been taught by Lunar House the following phrases. "Spare some change" "Please spare some change" "Why not" Eventually he put his arm around Sootyj's shoulder, at which point Sootyj walked swiftly past a bus shelter. The inarticulate and mostly likely drug addled foreign type walked straight into it and bounced off to no doubt pester someone else. This being Archway hopefully a short tempered drug dealing who will; rape, murder and eat said tramp but not in that order.

Sootyj is bloody joining UKIP.

Quote: sootyj @ October 5 2012, 10:18 AM BST

Bloody tramps.

Sootyj was walking home the other night and this foreign tramp followed him for about 10 minutes. Who had apparently been taught by Lunar House the following phrases. "Spare some change" "Please spare some change" "Why not" Eventually he put his arm around Sootyj's shoulder, at which point Sootyj walked swiftly past a bus shelter. The inarticulate and mostly likely drug addled foreign type walked straight into it and bounced off to no doubt pester someone else. This being Archway hopefully a short tempered drug dealing who will; rape, murder and eat said tramp but not in that order.

Sootyj is bloody joining UKIP.

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Ooh, wonder if it was same tramp that tried to put his arm around me two days ago. I really resent him for making me the sort of person who wants to punch a homeless man in the face.

We should team up like vigilantes and punch all the tramps in the face

Quote: sootyj @ October 5 2012, 12:31 PM BST

We should team up like vigilantes and punch all the tramps in the face

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I don't want to punch all the tramps in the face, I want to punch all the people who touch me without my express permission. Which is odd since it involves physical contact. I'm sure we can divide up the punching work fairly though. Will we have special vigilante outfits?

The naked rambler

Twat.

askmefast.com - f**k it's annoying, I'm so used to typing in questions to Google but this website seems to be the only thing in the results, it's everywhere and never offers any solutions, anyway to remove it from results?

EDIT: There's an option to block sites from search results in Google

Quote: sootyj @ October 5 2012, 10:18 AM BST

Bloody tramps.

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When you live in Central London, the tramps only seem to exist Monday-Friday and sort of disappear come the weekend. I always imagine that they take their weekly earnings and have a lovely weekend at a quaint B&B in the Cotswolds.

In the old days, tramps were always drunk elderly Scottish blokes who lived in the park, now they're from all walks of life and of all ages. A very well dressed business lady approached me in Victoria Station (admittedly reeking of vodka) asking for help with her train fare home and a young black dude in all the latest designer leisurewear asked me for 30p on the Tube.

The frequency of being asked for money by strangers on the street has really increased in the last few years based on personal experience.

Have you started looking wealthier?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 5 2012, 1:53 PM BST

In the old days, tramps were always drunk elderly Scottish blokes who lived in the park,

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I've allowed Mr. K to return home.

Quote: sootyj @ October 5 2012, 10:18 AM BST

Sootyj was walking home the other night and this foreign tramp followed him for about 10 minutes.

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Mine followed me for 11 minutes

*Steve wins first round of Top Tramps

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 5 2012, 3:59 PM BST

Mine followed me for 11 minutes

*Steve wins first round of Top Tramps

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Quote: keewik @ October 5 2012, 3:55 PM BST

I've allowed Mr. K to return home.

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Booyah!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 5 2012, 3:59 PM BST

Mine followed me for 11 minutes

*Steve wins first round of Top Tramps

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Quote: keewik @ October 5 2012, 3:55 PM BST

I've allowed Mr. K to return home.

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I thought the park was his home

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 5 2012, 3:59 PM BST

Mine followed me for 11 minutes

*Steve wins first round of Top Tramps

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Booyah and beats you winning top trumps

The annoying What-Everybody-Did-At-The-Weekend-Recap that has to be gone through every Monday morning.

Achy joints. Skin cracking from cold. Weight gain. Internet being dodgy. Doing all the work on a 'collaborative' project. (Don't mind last one too much what with liking everything being done my way, but it's the principle)