That's next week.
This week we were practising photographing paedophiles through prison van windows.
The photo of you came out a treat (allegedly).
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Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2012, 1:10 PM BSTThis week we were practising photographing paedophiles through prison van windows.
The photo of you came out a treat (allegedly).
As long as my topless sunbathing pics aren't there, then I'm a happy man.
Congrats to everyone on their news.
This week I have learnt how to use Skype. Or at least the instant message bit. Reminds me of MSN Messenger.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 3 2012, 1:14 PM BSTAs long as my topless sunbathing pics aren't there, then I'm a happy man.
You need to give those photos back to John Mcrirrick you didnt have permission to take them in the first place!
Quote: Nogget @ October 3 2012, 6:31 AM BSTNot flexible? Ever thought about yoga?
Thought of, yes. When I say I'm not flexible I mean I can't do the splits without it hurting. I'm flexible enough but not as much as to dislodge and dislocate limbs with sudden movements.
Sorry to hear about your pain Boo wish you well.
But Yoga? The little green sod needs a walking stick.
Sootyj reccomends this thread!
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/25720/
Sootyj has just been commissioned to write a pilot episode for a comedy horror show.
Promotional at this stage, but yay me!
Go slasha writer!
Congrats!!
Well done all on recent good news!!
Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2012, 3:07 PM BSTWell done all on recent good news and me for being clean and sober for a quarter of an hour!! Glug, glug, ya bastards!
Longest 15 minutes of your life was it?
I just have been to the dentist where I kicked the nurse and used some profanity. No f**king anaesthetic my arse!
Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2012, 3:10 PM BSTI just have been to the dentist where I kicked the nurse and used some profanity. No f**king anaesthetic and he went up my arse!
Marc I suspect that wasn't the dentist...
Congrats, sootyj! You seem to be making a lot of break-throughs lately.
Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2012, 3:45 PM BSTSorry to hear about your pain Boo wish you well.
But Yoga? The little green sod needs a walking stick.
*likes*
Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2012, 9:12 PM BSTSootyj reccomends this thread!
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/25720/
Sootyj has just been commissioned to write a pilot episode for a comedy horror show.
Promotional at this stage, but yay me!
Go slasha writer!
Well done!
Well its all promo scripts for raising more funding/
So nothing on the goggle box anytime soon. But its getting paid to write which is always nice.
And its getting me seen by producers.