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Quote: don rushmore @ September 28 2012, 2:14 AM BSTHe became a cop.
>_<
Whatever happened to EllieJP?
She used to be on here every day.
She might have been a total idiot but I often found her moronic postings strangely endearing.
EDIT: She also had a massive moon-face.
She couldn't stand to have idiots like you fawning over her so left.
Kevin has a stupid vegetarian body.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 3 2012, 12:36 PM BSTEDIT: She also had a massive moon-face.
Ah, but can you name the man who first landed on it?
Sorry L.E. - just being a cheeky monkey. 
I thought that was you... it was pretty forgettable.
Quote: L.E. @ October 3 2012, 12:55 PM BSTI thought that was you... it was pretty forgettable.
*meow*
Thanks to my new rohypnol supplier, most of my escapades are now thankfully forgettable.
Which is worse, the dealer who sells rohypnol or the guy that uses rohypnol?
If you could be one which one.... ahhh never mind..
Rohypnol is a perfectly acceptable tranquiliser. I was prescibed it by the GP, fell asleep and woke up to find myself having a wank.
When I called the police, they were unsympathetic as I couldn't remember how I got into bed with myself.
Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2012, 1:44 PM BSTRohypnol is a perfectly acceptable tranquiliser. I was prescibed it by the GP, fell asleep and woke up to find myself having a wank.
Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2012, 1:44 PM BSTfell asleep and woke up to find myself having a wank.
And how is that different to most other nights ?
Whatever happened to Ginger Jesus and AJP?
Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 4 2012, 1:12 AM BSTAJP?
<3
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 4 2012, 12:42 AM BSTAnd how is that different to most other nights ?
usually its someone else.
Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2012, 1:44 PM BSTRohypnol is a perfectly acceptable tranquiliser. I was prescibed it by the GP, fell asleep and woke up to find myself having a wank.
When I called the police, they were unsympathetic as I couldn't remember how I got into bed with myself.