Pingl
Wednesday 3rd October 2012 1:45pm
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The Millipeed Brothers - The early years
Mother - Now david and Ed what shall we play today
Little Ed and David - The Labour Party, please mummy, please.
Mother - OK boys, but David must lead because he's the oldest and the best looking despite having sinister eyes.
Little Ed - But Mum the unions promised me!
Mother - Now little Ed you know we have to put our personal feelings behind us, we are one nation, well three actually, not counting the various island dependencies where people like to keep their savings.
Mother looks around
Mother - Where's David little Ed?
Little Ed with a huge shovel in his hands - I don't know Mummy
A new scene, a posh palace in sunny Cambridge
Mother - Little David what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little David - Well Prime Minister really
Mother - well yes little David that goes without saying. But what about redistributing money from the poor to the wealthy.
Little David - Oh yes, sorry Mummy.
Mother - Yes little David, never forget it is our God given right to not only to rule, but also to pretend we give a toss about the environment and chuck it to the plebs. Good boy, now go and hit that oik Osbourne, he's out playing with that face again.