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Haven't any of these bastards ever seen The Man Who Knew Too Little?

It is the act that we are paying plods to sleep with hippy chicks rather than do proper police work that I object you.

Do you think they confused 'infiltrate' with 'impregnate'?

Quote: Tursiops @ October 2 2012, 6:04 PM BST

It is the act that we are paying plods to sleep with hippy chicks rather than do proper police work that I object you.

Those brave Bobbies should be given super extra danger pay for having to pretend to love some whiny, crusty, single issue, floppy titted, poetry reciting, tent dwelling, bastard kid producing, getting back at her middle class parents, nose ringed, brain dead tart with a fanny that looks and smells like a dead badger.

Not that I like to stereotype. Whistling nnocently

I can feel your love for women coming out of every pore...

Quote: zooo @ October 2 2012, 7:58 PM BST

I can feel your love for women coming out of every pore...

It doesn't come out of my pores. Smarmy

Is everybody avoiding:
(1) Jimmy Saville
(2) the missing girl, April
(3) Mitt Romney's dyed hair
?????

Or even . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224

Hey Keewik who did you get in a brawl with down the pub tonight?

Quote: keewik @ October 2 2012, 11:49 PM BST

(1) Jimmy Saville
(2) the missing girl, April
(3) Mitt Romney's dyed hair
?????

See ya wee malky bastards!

(iz I being racialist?)

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 2 2012, 11:53 PM BST

Or even . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224

Pigs pushing over and killing an innocent man?

That would never happen in the UK!

Quote: keewik @ October 2 2012, 11:49 PM BST

Is everybody avoiding:
(1) Jimmy Saville
(2) the missing girl, April
(3) Mitt Romney's dyed hair
?????

RE Jimmy Saville - guilty as hell in my book.

Let's get over the yodeling, Fix It badges on little children and do gooders, all the signs point to a right perv.

Paul Gambaccini says that he was untouchable ( as it were) so, for me, that nails it.

Quote: sootyj @ October 2 2012, 11:57 PM BST

Pigs pushing over and killing an innocent man?

That would never happen in the UK!

That's nearly subtle !

Quote: sootyj @ October 2 2012, 11:57 PM BST

Hey Keewik who did you get in a brawl with down the pub tonight?

See ya wee malky bastards!

the dyed hair was bloody hard to get a grip on.

I think Paul Gambachini wanted to touch Saville.

Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2012, 12:08 AM BST

I think Paul Gambachini wanted to touch Saville.

Where did reality go straight on and you hung a left ?

YES!

What an embarrassment !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-19809717

Quote: keewik @ October 2 2012, 11:49 PM BST

Is everybody avoiding:
(1) Jimmy Saville
(2) the missing girl, April
(3) Mitt Romney's dyed hair
?????

Saville was being discussed on Saville HIGNFY thread til it turned into Chris Langham thread (I'll take some responsibility for that).

Missing girl bit too upsetting for comedy forum! Although I'm also quite upset that news outlets keep naming the guy who's been arrested. Whoof**kinghoo for the brilliant British legal system and media.

I'm tired of taking the piss out of Romney. It's the gift that would keep on giving except you can't work out why the hell it was given in the first place.

I'm trying not to think 'Why don't they torture the bastard to find out where the wee girl is?'. That wouldn't be British.

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