Newsjack - Series 7 Page 20

Self abuse always leads to my down fall

You shouldn't do it on top of a ladder.

Quote: blahblah @ October 2 2012, 4:26 PM BST

Self abuse always leads to my down fall

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Why do you slip on "it"?

Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ October 2 2012, 4:34 PM BST

Why do you slip on "it"?

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Two sketches for me this week; Arnies new biography and one about news dragging out. A few one liners but my favourite involved Ed Balls and 4G.

I didn't send anything that rhymed with Timmy Taville or Jeremy Forest.

Quote: StephenM @ October 2 2012, 3:48 PM BST

Still the longer Ed Miliband talked the more material for comedy there was. And he conveniently stopped half an hour before the deadline.

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He needed to give himself 30 min to type up a couple of one liners...

Quote: blahblah @ October 2 2012, 4:35 PM BST

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Please don't tell me you swallow!

Quote: amarsandhu @ October 2 2012, 4:36 PM BST

Two sketches for me this week; Arnies new biography.

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I wanted to do something on Arnie, but I was a bit wary as they did an arnie bio sketch last series when it was announced he was doing it

Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ October 2 2012, 4:39 PM BST

Please don't tell me you swallow!

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Its tea time!!!! - and no I don't eat it for tea!

Quote: StephenM @ October 2 2012, 4:09 PM BST

I'm going on Wednesday Steve so I promise to laugh at your stuff this week to make sure it doesn't get cut again. And badge's.

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Cheers Steve M

Mine will be the ones that seem funny on paper, but in reality aren't

Grrr I could vaguely remember something but didn't know what. Seemed to good to be true!

I did Google it but didn't find anything. Then again, I don't know how I would have!

I didn't send anything this week. Just couldn't think of anything.

I sent a few one liners in.

Seem to be in a bit of a haze lately so not sure if good or not. Who know's?

They probably do.

Today's that day again - good luck everyone.

One good thing of going to the recording is it takes the pressure off Thursday. Alas know there's nothing in the show from me.

Here's hoping others fare better!

It should be a great episode. Very funny in the recording. Hoping at least one of my two recorded sketches makes it in.

Dan