Maybe his beard at least will still have a career after all this.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,018
It's teaming up with Jeremy Beadle's beard.
To present beard alls about.
Quote: sootyj @ October 1 2012, 4:06 PM BSTIt's teaming up with Jeremy Beadle's beard.
To present beard alls about.
and a documentary about Justin's future work prospects, titled F**k alls about.
Quote: chipolata @ October 1 2012, 4:03 PM BSTJust on the basis of that headline I have a sneaky admiration for him. Who amongst us hasn't been interested in our partners previous sexual experiences?
Heh, if that's all he'd (allegedly) done I would have no problem with it! Bit nosy, but who isn't.
Quote: zooo @ October 1 2012, 4:15 PM BSTHeh, if that's all he'd (allegedly) done I would have no problem with it! Bit nosy, but who isn't.
what about his crimes against comedy. Lock him up throw away the key!
Quote: Pingl @ October 1 2012, 4:21 PM BSTwhat about his crimes against comedy. Lock him up throw away tim key!
Here here
apropo of nothing Eric Hobsbawm the last truly great Marxist historian died today...Well it upset me.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19785998
Yay! \0/ Go Britain and go the BBC! Jeremy Clarkson said that facial growths and the facially disfigured weren't attractive to look at - even though he was talking about a Toyota Prius camper van. Someone with a disfigured face complained and the complaint was upheld.
As long as there is an army of stuck up twats with too much time on their hands watching Top Gear to complain, then the longer I can sleep soundly in my bed. Take that Hitler!
Man freed after getting his head stuck in bin
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214
Quote: Nogget @ October 1 2012, 6:41 PM BSTMan freed after getting his head stuck in bin
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214
he was looking for some quality BBC drama
Quote: Nogget @ October 1 2012, 6:41 PM BSTMan freed after getting his head stuck in bin
They could have at least pulled down his trousers and stuck a daffodil up his bum or something. Honestly, the inbreds on the Orkneys really have no clue when it comes to comedy.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 1 2012, 6:44 PM BSTThey could have at least pulled down his trousers and stuck a daffodil up his bum or something.
Look, that fireman is putting on his rubber gloves, what do you think he's about to do?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/9571880/So-can-a-woman-be-beautiful-and-funny.html
Not really news, but in a newspaper. Of sorts. Thanks BCG Newsletter!
But eh? You what? And so on.
Quote: Nogget @ October 1 2012, 6:47 PM BSTLook, that fireman is putting on his rubber gloves, what do you think he's about to do?
explore his finer feelings
Quote: AJGO @ October 1 2012, 6:48 PM BSThttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/9571880/So-can-a-woman-be-beautiful-and-funny.html
Not really news, but in a newspaper. Of sorts. Thanks BCG Newsletter!
But eh? You what? And so on.
Of course, when I say this on the BCG, I'm vilified as a mysoginist, but when Katy Brand writes it in the Telegraph, then she's paid loads of money and given respect for a typically predictable and dull wind up piece.
Saw an interview with the actress Olivia Wilde on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart and yes, beautiful women can be funny. 