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Quote: sootyj @ September 28 2012, 10:33 AM BST

I'd like to think that hanging would work as a deterent.

It would certainly do so for the person who'd been hanged.

"I'd like to think that hanging would work as a deterent."

It deters the hanged man from reoffending.

They've found the schoolgirl and arrested her teacher. Looks like he'll be charged with child abduction, which makes me wonder what would have happened if they had traveled to France separately; presumably he would not have committed any offence there.

You've obviously never seen 'Hang em High'

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/japanese-and-taiwanese-fleets-clash-near-disputed-islands/2gmwyamr

world's biggest waterfight

Would have been so much better if it was silly string.

"He also abused my cat"

Another of Anna Larke's claims about Justin Lee Collins, all of which he denies. What is the BCG's gut feeling about who's telling the truth here?

Quote: Nogget @ October 1 2012, 2:52 PM BST

"He also abused my cat"

Another of Anna Larke's claims about Justin Lee Collins, all of which he denies. What is the BCG's gut feeling about who's telling the truth here?

the cats telling the truth

I was shocked to read about comedian Justin Lee Collins alleged misbehaviour

I had no idea he was meant to be funny

I've read part of a transcript (from a recording the jury were played) of what Collins said to her. Judging from that, he's an absolute knobhead.

Link!

Hey Kevin what's your favoruite horror film from the 1980s made in England featuring an organutan in a suit, smoking a cigar?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 1 2012, 3:09 PM BST

Link!

Good choice!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 1 2012, 3:09 PM BST

Link!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9567713/Justin-Lee-Collins-made-girlfriend-recount-every-sexual-encounter-for-notebook.html

"Collins, sitting in the dock and wearing a beard and long hair,..."

Wearing a beard? I always thought it was a real beard.

The beards real, he isn't though

Quote: zooo @ October 1 2012, 3:18 PM BST

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9567713/Justin-Lee-Collins-made-girlfriend-recount-every-sexual-encounter-for-notebook.html

Just on the basis of that headline I have a sneaky admiration for him. Who amongst us hasn't been interested in our partners previous sexual experiences?

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