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Is there anything sexier... Page 2

Quote: Aaron @ January 31, 2008, 2:44 PM

Quite a feat! Unless you have six arms, in which case it's less impressive, but you should be in a circus.

I never said I was actually GOOD. Hence the words "used to"!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 31, 2008, 3:27 PM

I never said I was actually GOOD.

Neither did I. (In fact, I kind of assumed that you weren't. :D)

Never fear, Charley's here.
I play guitar. WooHoo!
Sometimes when I have the house to myself, I sit & play it in my towel. Strumming away. Singing like an angel. Then when I reach my crescendo I take a bow to my audience. (Most often 2 teddies & a statue of a naked lady).
I have once been asked to "keep the f**king noise down" by a neighbour. I politely told her to "f**k off & die". It is my house & if I want to strum I will.

I like women with a mop and bucket.

Prosthetics have moved on these days.

Quote: Gavin @ January 31, 2008, 5:53 PM

Prosthetics have moved on these days.

Laughing out loud

Try telling Old Peg Leg McCartney that.

It's Mills again now. They got divorced you know.

Yeah, she doesn't want his damn name any more! Or his damn money!
Oh, wait.

Quote: Charley @ January 31, 2008, 5:27 PM

Never fear, Charley's here.
I play guitar. WooHoo!
Sometimes when I have the house to myself, I sit & play it in my towel. Strumming away. Singing like an angel. Then when I reach my crescendo I take a bow to my audience. (Most often 2 teddies & a statue of a naked lady).
I have once been asked to "keep the f**king noise down" by a neighbour. I politely told her to "f**k off & die". It is my house & if I want to strum I will.

Laughing out loud

A girl playing rock in general, especially if it's punk rock. I remember going to a punk show for a band called Jersey back in high school. I just couldn't take my eyes of the singer who had both her arms fully tattooed and was growling out her lyrics. I was chatting her up between the show and said how much I liked her band when my jack ass friend comes around and says "Dude you told me you don't even like Jersey". She laughed about it and we kept talking but that was all. I still blame my friend.
The Brody from the Distillers is super hot: http://www.poster.net/distillers-the/distillers-the-brody-dalle-3700840.jpg
Tegan & Sara are super hot and make great music (although I detest their choice in hair cuts). http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/large/Tegan_Sara_1_-_Farm_Aid_2004_-_lg.6562112.jpg
Emily Haines from Metric is another very talented rock girl who I think is gorgeous, especially when she's rocking out. She's especially hot in that "Monster Hospital" video. http://bluesuedeshoes.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/emily-haines-2.jpg
Bif Naked is a little freaky at times but again I think she gets 10 times hotter when she starts singing. http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_singer/pictures/bif_naked/bif_naked.jpg

Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 31, 2008, 7:08 PM

It's Mills again now. They got divorced you know.

Is there a difference? They're both pretty much as f**king batty as each other.

Quote: Aaron @ January 31, 2008, 2:44 PM

Zooo and a yellow Strat. Cor!

Zooo can play with my Strat if she wishes. It's a proper Fender.

Have to agree there Aaron, he sould have heard her coming. Clip, clop, clip, clop.

Laughing out loud

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