Will Cam plays Yahtzee on the nightbus
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Steve Sunshine thinks there is a stone inside every prune.
*I took one out in 1983 just to prove him wrong to a girl we both fancied.
In an effort to break away from giving conventional Christmas presnts this year, Will Cam has bought for his 4 year old nephew, a dozen viagra tablets, a cock ring and 6 rubber johnnies.
Well, when I say 'bought' - rather he raided his own private (dated) supplies.
Brian Bickerstaffe ghost writ the autobiography of former Blackburn goalkeeper, Tim Flowers.
Tuumble's left foot is a size 8, whilst his right is Betty Turpin's clit.
Will Cam has an arse like a baboon's face.
Nigel Kelly is The Scarlet Pimpernel.
there once was a guy big jack
who owned an old flasher mac
but he wore it to work
as a teacher , the berk
and promptly was given the sack !
Slarnder finds his spare r's on the rear side of tramps. The tramp stole his nuts.
Every time Bill Jaguar catches a whiff of smelling salts he faints.
Ishy has the usual complement of ten toes, but just all on the same foot.
When Big Jack received an old C-90 recording of some bloke quacking, he wished he'd checked his eBay description of 'Duck Tape' a bit more thoroughly.
Ishy is a Special Constable in a mental home. He is also a tree surgeon, a halibut and a pair of odd socks.
Will Cam horrified his guests the other week whilst he was showing them some holiday photos on his camera. He forgot to delete some hi-res snaps of his anus that he'd taken for the medical website 'Is this normal.co.uk'
Ishy has a very Ishy cock and a nasty d Ishy charge coming frometh hence said cock!