I AM THE LIMERICK KING
FIVE LINERS ARE MY THING
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEST ME
THEN PLEASE COME AND TEST ME
OR GO SHOVE YOUR THREAD UP YOUR RING !
(Not to be taken too seriously, lol)
Comebacks please!
Limerick battle anyone?
I was just reading your post
while waiting for my bread to become toast
so I thought I'd say hi
and leave a reply
so at least you get one at most
Quote: slarnder @ September 30 2012, 2:57 AM BSTI AM THE LIMERICK KING
FIVE LINERS ARE MY THING
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEST ME
THEN PLEASE COME AND TEST ME
OR GO SHOVE YOUR THREAD UP YOUR RING !( not to be taken too seriously lol )
Comebacks please !
Now look here mate
Let's set things straight
I may not best you
I will not impress you
But I shall send you to your fate.
(Because I'm kind like that.)
I hate the bloody limerick,
They are just a bloody gimmick,
If I had my way I'd make them go away,
leave them to rot and slowly decay,
But I may be a bloody cynic.
Oh go on then,
I like Nigella lawson,
She is lovely and tasty and fulsome,
I don't think that's weird,
I like Nigella Lawson,
But I wouldn't like her with a beard.
Rhyming is the easiest thing
Through the alphabet and 'ding'
But I can't be witty
cos limericks are shitty
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J, but I'm still King
I used to eat shit with a fork
But now I'd much rather eat pork.
It's not that I'm healthy
Or even more wealthy
It just tastes a bit more like a nork.
A young oik called slarnder the brave,
In the limerick thready did rave,
The blades of grass,
Grew out of his a**e,
And now he's appearing on Dave!
There was a young sailor from Wigan,
Who everyone said had a biggin,
He waved it around,
Got paid by the pound,
But got it caught up in the riggin.
there wa a chap called pingl
who refused to go out and mingle
he's been wanting a wife
for most of his life
but now he's ninety and still single
There was a young man called slarnder,
Who got taken to court for slander,
He put up a good case,
But it all was a waste,
That'll give him something to ponder
there was a plonker called ting
who wore lots n lots of bling
but he had a nasty shock
when he put an ring on his cock
it was too tight and that made him sing !
there was a young lady called anne
who was my number one fan
but I got a shock
when I felt her cock
and realised anne was a man !
there was a singer james blunt
who served on the bosnian front
he's gone from being dutiful
to singing 'your beautiful'
oh what a talented c..c..c..chap !
A young chav called slarnder did spam,
A limerick thread as a scam,
The great God called Ting,
Usurped him as King,
Now slarnder's thrown toys out his pram.
lol good one stylee 
this young chap thinks he got style
best lyrics I heard for a while
but I can take this clown
slap him verbally down
and beat him by a long mile
A Tory MP, not last Feb,
A rozzer did call a big pleb,
Yet no can of Mace,
But egg on his face,
'Cos now it's all over the web!
Young gangsta called slarnder wore cap,
To imitate those who do rap,
He got on his bike,
And took out his mike,
But all that came out was pure crap!
lmao I like that one !