SimonWing
Saturday 29th September 2012 10:13pm [Edited]
574 posts
[sarcasm]If you don't look like Marc P's avatar, you're screwed. No question.
However, if you went to LSE/UCL, the BBC might let you clean their bogs. Anything lower than Durham can bugger right off..[/sarcasm]
I went to 'Royal Holloway University', which is a university for retards. Alumni include 'The Divine Comedy', and that fat twat who threw a pie in Murdoch's face.
Plus, I got a 3rd, which is shit.
People say "don't worry, Carol Vorderman got a 3rd!", but then I usually respond "yea, but she probably didn't spend the subsequent next 6 years tossing off over SpankWire, trying (failing) to get 120 power stars in Mario Galaxy 2 and trying to pull Asian girls on Adult FriendFinder".