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Quote: Will Cam @ September 29 2012, 12:13 AM BST

Will Cam is rotten drunk!

He has been out on a reunion with old friends and has drank:

2 bottles of Budweiser
1 pint of lager
1 bottle of white wine.

The hop and the grape.

You should know that at your age !

Quote: Will Cam @ September 29 2012, 12:13 AM BST

Will Cam is rotten drunk!

He has been out on a reunion with old friends and has drank:

2 bottles of Budweiser
1 pint of lager
1 bottle of white wine.

At least you don't seem sick ... Yet.

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 29 2012, 12:29 AM BST

The hop and the grape.

You should know that at your age !

:D I know, but it's only once a year.

Quote: keewik @ September 29 2012, 12:38 AM BST

At least you don't seem sick ... Yet.

Just about to go out and walk the dog. I feel fine.

*reserves the right to feel shit later.

No bitter?

Oh Will Cam you'll lose your northern license at this rate.

No bitter for me Sootyj old friend.

I have just taken the dog out for a walk but I still feel a bit pissed!

No driving for me today.

We call it the 'Grape and the Grain' around our way.
Same headache whatever way you look at it though.

I no longer drink, but when I did I drank like a Roman and would wake up feeling as though I had murdered someone and was now waiting for the police to start a manhunt.

Once I assured my self that I was not a mass murderer I would then consider burning down my local to stop it happening again.

Given that I had been looking at 30 years for bludgeoning half the borough I reasoned I could do a five for arson on my head.

Then I used to stop thinking in tangents and would instead settle for the steady Thump! Thump! Thump! as my brain bounced off the inside walls of my skull and my tongue gave over to moss.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 29 2012, 9:12 AM BST

No bitter for me Sootyj old friend.

I have just taken the dog out for a walk but I still feel a bit pissed!

No driving for me today.

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Will Cam where have your trousers gone!

Quote: sootyj @ September 29 2012, 9:35 AM BST
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Will Cam where have your trousers gone!

And just think, before he went out last night he was . . .

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Quote: Will Cam @ September 29 2012, 12:19 AM BST

I love you Tuumble Wave

I love you too Will Cam. Let's make babies...

Quote: sootyj @ September 29 2012, 9:35 AM BST
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Will Cam where have your trousers gone!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 29 2012, 12:18 PM BST

And just think, before he went out last night he was . . .

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Laughing out loud

Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2012, 5:20 PM BST

I love you too Will Cam. Let's make babies...

I'll bring my broom, you bring your womb.

Going out for a nice Italian meal later on. Cannae wait.

Quote: Ben @ September 29 2012, 6:02 PM BST

Going out for a nice Italian meal later on. Cannelloni.

Mmmmmmmm

Quote: Will Cam @ September 29 2012, 8:14 AM BST

:D I know, but it's only once a year.

Just about to go out and walk the dog. I feel fine.

*reserves the right to feel shit later.

I didn't feel shit at all today. :D

Crippled with sciatica. Docs on Monday, not sure I won't cut this f**king leg/hip off by then.

Quote: Booo @ September 29 2012, 9:34 PM BST

Crippled with sciatica. Docs on Monday, not sure I won't cut this f**king leg/hip off by then.

Hug

Having 3 day old pizza for tea and a night of cider drinking and TV/dvd/catch up TV watching.

Maybe I will try to find a life as well.

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