Can you think of something funny?

I'm running a little competition on my site to get people involved in our animation. The winner will have a cartoon version of themselves created and put in our animation.

So whats the competition?

The animation begins with our main character waking up in his bar, the morning after the wild night before. He looks to the left, broken furniture, he looks to the right, more destruction, then he looks forward, and see's what?

Submit you idea and it will be added to a poll on Saturday on Facebook and on Sunday night we will announce the person whose idea got the most votes.

You can submit your ideas here http://www.facebook.com/TheBarStewards/posts/441257735925274

Or just post them below and I will add them onto the Facebook page myself and let you know here if you have won. The poll will be up for everyone to see on the FB page.

Scott

A man wearing a tuxedo made of dicks.

*you can use my avatar in your animation for my likeness.

Mr Bussell's avatar.

a mouse with a sledgehammer

A rhino and an elephant playing drinking games and ogling a lap dancing octopus.

I'll add your names and ideas to the post, even the jacket of dicks one.

Maybe the mouse with a sledgehammer one could be something like Tom and Jerry, in a Reservoir Dogs style. Jerry got Tom tied up, and cuts off his ear.

Quote: Scott Evans @ September 27 2012, 12:06 PM BST

I'll add your names and ideas to the post, even the jacket of dicks one.

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Tuxedo. Jackets aren't funny.

You are quite right

Two Choices -

1. The man looks forward and sees his reflection in the mirror behind the bar. Despite his dishevelled state and hungover appearance, his reflection is smiling, bright eyed and sharply dressed. A halo and wings appear on his reflection. The reflection waves and floats off upwards. You see, because he drank himself to death. Twilight Zone music...doo, doo, do, doo, doo, do, do.

or

2. He sees George Galloway 'finishing up' on Diane Abott's face, his fast flowing chunky love custard contrasting sharply with her mocha like skin. Galloway's milky sex porridge runs down the craggy ruins of her misshapen and grotesque face, finally pooling like a small river along her top lip. Diane suddenly stands up, does a Nazi salute and reveals a t-shirt with the slogan 'I love honky cock' as Gorgeous George shits in a baby's pram.

Hmmm, I don't think the second would be suitable even for mature TV lol, the first however can go on the poll.

Quote: Scott Evans @ September 27 2012, 2:10 PM BST

Hmmm, I don't think the second would be suitable even for mature TV lol, the first however can go on the poll.

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Some people just can't handle sophistaced political satire with a vigorous use of metaphorical imagery. Peons.

Nick CLegg saying 'Sorry'

What about a banner saying
'Bogus Cowboy Saloon Furniture Producers annual ho down'

A banner saying "London riots reunion" while underneath a hooded man, slow dances, with a giant bag of Tescos own rice.

Thanks, I'll add them to the list. The scene is a bit like the start of the Simpsons where something different happens in each ep when they sit on the counch. In each ep Jacob (the M.C) see's something different in his bar, which is there because of whatever they had got up to the night before when very drunk.