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Quote: David Bussell @ September 26 2012, 1:29 PM BST
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"Sometimes my arms bend backwards".

:D He looks a sweetie, I was expecting him to look all sinister, dressed in a tuxedo...what's his name?

Chuckie.

I vote Wilfred.

He's a chip off the Bussell block.

Dear Pseuds Corner c/o Private Eye . . .

an article on network flow monitoring and how it can be used in creating availability metrics.

I'll have a go . .

Tin Can', by Oldrocker

Splish, splash, splonk,
Wooden shoes, red socks,
Coffins, tombstones and tranquillisers...
...Aspirins and driving tests,
Jet-planes and skeletons,
Frog, singing to egg-timer,
Calendars and candles, upside-down,
Plastic apples on coconut-trees,
Splish, splash, splonk.

Acknowledgments for their help to AG and RS.

If you want to read the whole thing (recommended) . . .

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/morleyd/entry/hancocks_the_poetry/

Annoyed. The person who just called me about PPI cut me off before I had chance to cut them off. Since when has that been part of the deal? Grrr...

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 26 2012, 11:31 PM BST

Dear Pseuds Corner c/o Private Eye . . .

an article on network flow monitoring and how it can be used in creating availability metrics.

I'll have a go . .

Tin Can', by Oldrocker

Splish, splash, splonk,
Wooden shoes, red socks,
Coffins, tombstones and tranquillisers...
...Aspirins and driving tests,
Jet-planes and skeletons,
Frog, singing to egg-timer,
Calendars and candles, upside-down,
Plastic apples on coconut-trees,
Splish, splash, splonk.

Acknowledgments for their help to AG and RS.

If you want to read the whole thing (recommended) . . .

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/morleyd/entry/hancocks_the_poetry/

Ah, the poetry society episode featuring a certain Warren Mitchell - class stuff...

Quote: Tuumble @ September 27 2012, 9:11 AM BST

Annoyed. The person who just called me about PPI cut me off before I had chance to cut them off. Since when has that been part of the deal? Grrr...

Stupid question of the day.

What's PPI?

Its what dyslexics find in Apples.

Quote: reds @ September 27 2012, 12:01 PM BST

Stupid question of the day.

What's PPI?

Its Popeye's incontinent nephew

Quote: reds @ September 27 2012, 12:01 PM BST

Stupid question of the day.

What's PPI?

It's what happens if you don't wear goggles to one of my sex parties.

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Maybe Christen him Jimmy Somerville.

He should quite enjoy having a fist up his ass.

I'm drinking whisky and soda and feeling really drunk after just half a glass. Am a little worried as I have a webcam at my disposal...

Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 26 2012, 6:06 PM BST

:D He looks a sweetie, I was expecting him to look all sinister, dressed in a tuxedo...what's his name?

Didn't get around to naming him, I had to get rid of the thing in the end. The full story's here...

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/25669/

Quote: reds @ September 27 2012, 12:01 PM BST

Stupid question of the day.

What's PPI?

Sensible answer - Payment Protection Insomnia, er, Insurance.

Incidentally, I've had a letter today from HM Revenue & Customs - it includes a cheque for £46.60. This makes me happy. :)

Off to do some drunken washing up.

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