KI: New Olympic Record

REPORTER:Constantina. 2 Hours 18 minutes and 48.98 seconds. A new Olympic record. Congratulations.

CONSTANTINA:Thanks.

REPORTERid you always believe you could do it?

CONSTANTINAf course.

REPORTER:Well congratulations again. That's the fastest any athlete has claimed asylum this year.

Very good. Nice quickie. Always need quickies. Ta!

Dan

Thanks. I must admit I've used this a few times, for Treason/Newsrevue, with variations as topically appropriate on the punch - e.g. fastest drugs ban lifted, or prior the Olympics, fastest through immigration.