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Thats rough Tuumble,

I've just come back from Florida.
You don't (and, obviously, wont) know what youre missing!

I love it there...almost every f**ker is fatter than me. Even my matching white belt and shoes are stylish there...and it's a biiig belt!

Yes, I've heard a lot of people say they loved Florida when almost being press ganged onto a flight under protest. You might be right and maybe I'm doing it a disservice but I've no desire to go at the moment though I accept the opinions of the converted leave me curious.

Sounds too hot.

Florids is horrider.

Chip's winding down with the fan heater on his desk, blowing warm in his face.

Thought I was going to see John Bishop tonight, but checked the tickets, its Thursday. GRRRRR...

Consider yourself lucky.

Quote: Lee @ September 25 2012, 5:16 PM BST

Consider yourself lucky.

Consider myself at home as Oliver said

Quote: Tuumble @ September 25 2012, 2:43 PM BST

How would that make you feel? Maybe they just don't like us...sniff...sniff...

Is that you crying or checking to see if you stink ?

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 25 2012, 6:06 PM BST

Is that you crying or checking to see if you stink ?

Some people cry into their beer, I cry into my sweat glands

Quote: Tuumble @ September 25 2012, 3:26 PM BST

Yes, I've heard a lot of people say they loved Florida when almost being press ganged onto a flight under protest. You might be right and maybe I'm doing it a disservice but I've no desire to go at the moment though I accept the opinions of the converted leave me curious.

Forget it. You'd be far better coming to Loch Lomond or Loch Ness or Kintyre or Mull. *thanks the nice man from VisitScotland for the cheque*

P. S. Hope you're all pronouncing 'loch' correctly in your heads.

Yes, just like lock... ;)

Quote: zooo @ September 26 2012, 12:07 AM BST

Yes, just like lock... ;)

*savages zooo with a giant haggis*

How do you pronounce it? Eh?

Quote: keewik @ September 26 2012, 12:40 AM BST

*savages zooo with a giant haggis*

:P

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