Dear Young persons,
My name is Major Marty Morton, and I am proud to announce a new initiative for all of you young, buccaneering under 47's*!
That is right! I present to you the Official Young Person's Performance Society! We will be putting on our first variety show of 'good old spunk and mirth' (TM) this thursday eve in a church hall at Exmouth market!
This is our maiden show, a jolly old thing with some real talent on board (if I may say so myself). When it all goes swimmingly, we will be looking for new performers for the next show...that could mean you, yes! You! Yes!
http://www.timeout.com/london/comedy/event/274810/the-official-young-persons-performance-society
http://www.facebook.com/events/272203719546143/
Come along if you want a night of gaiety and/or pleasantness, but make sure you fashion some form of knotted undergarment; your sides might just split asunder!
Yours with a small degree of abstract longing,
Major Marty Morton (Released)
* We don't discriminate against over 47's, because really, everyone is under 47 at heart!