Unless someone snipes me soon I'm in serious danger of winning the bid on this vintage Howdy Doody ventriloquist dummy.
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Have you asked the wife if she's okay with having what is bound to be a murderous haunted evil puppet in the house?
She has been so far!
Zing!
Quote: David Bussell @ September 21 2012, 2:01 PM BSTUnless someone snipes me soon I'm in serious danger of winning the bid on this vintage Howdy Doody ventriloquist dummy.
Are you going to use this as a cover story for being in posession of one those blow up sex toys?
Quote: zooo @ September 21 2012, 2:03 PM BSTHave you asked the wife if she's okay with having what is bound to be a murderous haunted evil puppet in the house?
Better I surprise her by dropping the puppet on her face in the middle of the night and screaming "I want your soul!"
Quote: Badge @ September 21 2012, 2:12 PM BSTShe has been so far!
Zing!
Man, I better get some lotion for that burn!
Quote: Tuumble @ September 21 2012, 2:16 PM BSTAre you going to use this as a cover story for being in posession of one those blow up sex toys?
Anyone wanting to stick their junk in this thing needs more than a cover story...
Quote: David Bussell @ September 21 2012, 2:22 PM BST
Postage and packing is very cheap.
Especially when you consider he doesn't even want to go into the box.
" I do believe he should have trousers...but these are missing"
Yeah - tell it to the judge....
Trying to get to grips with this Nexus7, which is supposed to be a tasty piece of kit, but so far has been rather annoying. For example, why won't it do 4od? A workaround is called for.
Quote: Lazzard @ September 21 2012, 2:28 PM BST" I do believe he should have trousers...but these are missing"
Yeah - tell it to the judge....
Is going to see Bill Bailey in a few days- can't wait.
Also just saw a ad for Russell Brand in December and now I want to go. There's also another act next month I want to see. Wish these things were spread out
I won! The puppet is mine!
Quote: David Bussell @ September 21 2012, 5:32 PM BSTI won! The puppet is mine!
\o/ You am the puppet master.
Good: About to get ready to head off to a Birthday drink up in Highgate.
Bad: Someone on Facebook posted their status as: 'I'm off to the Apple Store'.
Have fun boys and girls. 
Fragile.
Why, Booo? Why?
Too many drinks the night before. And waking up with a fake monobrow stuck to my chin.
Billwill at his tender age (65 million as SootyJ believes {!}) is doing something that many,many, many people have done, but he has never done before...
Roasting a Chicken.
{!} Well I s'pose a chicken is a small dinosaur in ancestry.