Right, it's time to whack off something in an envelope...
Should there be a thread for people to share the stuff they're thinking of submitting? If so, could this be it?
I've found that pasting stuff into a forum post is bollocks: I'd much rather give someone a link to a PDF (easier to read, proper formatting, etc.).
So if there's anyone who wants to see a bit of my stuff as a PDF, or who would be kind enough to have a look at what I've got, and offer some critique/suggestions, do say, and I'll post a reply or send a pm with a link to a PDF of my first bit.
Thanks
EDIT: It's just occurred to me that this would be the wrong forum to post material for critique/comment. What's a girl to do?
EDIT: Oh, I know: make another thread! https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/915458/