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Unless someone snipes me soon I'm in serious danger of winning the bid on this vintage Howdy Doody ventriloquist dummy.

Have you asked the wife if she's okay with having what is bound to be a murderous haunted evil puppet in the house?

She has been so far!

Zing!

Quote: David Bussell @ September 21 2012, 2:01 PM BST

Unless someone snipes me soon I'm in serious danger of winning the bid on this vintage Howdy Doody ventriloquist dummy.

Are you going to use this as a cover story for being in posession of one those blow up sex toys?

Quote: zooo @ September 21 2012, 2:03 PM BST

Have you asked the wife if she's okay with having what is bound to be a murderous haunted evil puppet in the house?

Better I surprise her by dropping the puppet on her face in the middle of the night and screaming "I want your soul!"

Quote: Badge @ September 21 2012, 2:12 PM BST

She has been so far!

Zing!

Man, I better get some lotion for that burn!

Quote: Tuumble @ September 21 2012, 2:16 PM BST

Are you going to use this as a cover story for being in posession of one those blow up sex toys?

Anyone wanting to stick their junk in this thing needs more than a cover story...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-1972-HOWDY-DOODY-VENTRILOQUIST-DUMMY-SW-/261098175455?pt=UK_Toys_Creative_Educational_RL&hash=item3ccaa9fbdf&autorefresh=true

Quote: David Bussell @ September 21 2012, 2:22 PM BST

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-1972-HOWDY-DOODY-VENTRILOQUIST-DUMMY-SW-/261098175455?pt=UK_Toys_Creative_Educational_RL&hash=item3ccaa9fbdf&autorefresh=true

Postage and packing is very cheap.
Especially when you consider he doesn't even want to go into the box.

" I do believe he should have trousers...but these are missing"
Yeah - tell it to the judge....

Trying to get to grips with this Nexus7, which is supposed to be a tasty piece of kit, but so far has been rather annoying. For example, why won't it do 4od? A workaround is called for.

Quote: Lazzard @ September 21 2012, 2:28 PM BST

" I do believe he should have trousers...but these are missing"
Yeah - tell it to the judge....

Laughing out loud

Is going to see Bill Bailey in a few days- can't wait.
Also just saw a ad for Russell Brand in December and now I want to go. There's also another act next month I want to see. Wish these things were spread out

I won! The puppet is mine!

Quote: David Bussell @ September 21 2012, 5:32 PM BST

I won! The puppet is mine!

\o/ You am the puppet master.

Good: About to get ready to head off to a Birthday drink up in Highgate.

Bad: Someone on Facebook posted their status as: 'I'm off to the Apple Store'.

Have fun boys and girls. Wave

Fragile.

Why, Booo? Why?

Too many drinks the night before. And waking up with a fake monobrow stuck to my chin.

Billwill at his tender age (65 million as SootyJ believes {!}) is doing something that many,many, many people have done, but he has never done before...

Roasting a Chicken.

{!} Well I s'pose a chicken is a small dinosaur in ancestry.

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