KI: Sibling Rivalry

Prince William and Kate are sitting in bed reading the Sunday papers.

WILLIAM
Bastard..!

KATE
What's up?

WILLIAM
It's that bloody ginger knob of a brother of mine again, that's what's up.

KATE
I thought he was in Vegas

WILLIAM
He is, look, poncing about the pool with his bloody tadger hanging out all over the place.

KATE
(Ogling)
Mmmmmm... Are you sure you're brothers?

WILLIAM
He's just an attention whore. 

William gets out of bed and paces up and down pondering.

WILLIAM
I know what, we're in Paris next week, I'll flash my willie about a bit, that ought to get the paparazzi going.

William opens his dressing gown, drops his pants and exposes himself to Kate.

WILLIAM
What do you think?

Kate looks at William's willie and then the pic of Harry.

KATE
Pull your pants up, William, and go get your camera, I'll get me tits out.

Is this a knockback from something? If it is then they must have had a good crop as this is a very decent little sketch.
I'm taking it KI is that island thing I can't work out?

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 21 2012, 12:45 PM BST

Is this a knockback from something? If it is then they must have had a good crop as this is a very decent little sketch.
I'm taking it KI is that island thing I can't work out?

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Thanks for that, nowt like a bit of positive feedback now and then...

Hi Red,

Don't forget KI is a radio show, so directions like 'William opens his dressing gown, drops his pants and exposes himself to Kate' are of no use.

Try imagining how it would sound on the radio, what sound effects do you need to get the message across, and then have a go at re-writing it.

Yeah, listen to Angie: she speaks sense.

I can see where you're going with it but could do with a few more laughs and maybe more of a unexpected twist at the end.

Dan