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A New Apartheid? Page 4

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Quote: Mr Carnegie @ September 21 2012, 11:10 AM BST

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God help us. The Daily Mail gives you cancer of the brain

Since the beginning of time and man first stood on a shitty piece of land and said this shitty piece of land is mine, people have fought over the shitty piece of land until the shitty piece of land was shittier. Then strangers came to stay and the man said, there be strangers, they will eat my baby and rape my poodle. And the man complained that his shittier piece of land was even shittier now. Shit!

You know I was going to butt out of this, but it is an interesting discussion. Ok first of all the use of the term aparhteid is astonishingly enough equally as offensive to racist Arikaaners and recent imigrants well done RCP!

So about 5 years ago whilst working for an inner London authority I was setting up care packages for adults with learning disabilities. Quite a few of whom didn't speak any English at all. So I was trying to set them up with carers who were bilingual. Turned out to be almost unbelievably difficult. Because almost all the blingual people in Turkish, Somali etc only wanted to work as translators. The translator job paid twice as well as the carer job and most of them had lousy attitudes towards the clients. So the choice I was expected to make by my employer. Was to provide support at 3 times the cost, with 2 members of staff one of whom looked down on the other one and the client.

In the end I ended up hiring people who spoke their own language and pidgin English, or staff who could manage without speaking the appropriate language.

The almost obsessive provision of translation services and lack of expectation that people should learn English. Put me in the position of being expected to provide a rubbish service and one so ruinously expensive; other clients would get none at all.

And where as I believe anyone who wants to work in London should be supported to be able to live somewhere. Conversley if you are not prepared to work or develop the crucial skills to do so (such as basic English). Then frankly you should be living on the Isle of Sheppy.

We just need to create a new crime of "Taking the F**king Piss".
Seems to me it would just about cover everything that hacks off the 'average' citizen who tries his hardest not to take the piss.

Quote: Mr Carnegie @ September 21 2012, 11:10 AM BST

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nb this is a bit of a dead herring.

As it applies to any family with a bumper bundle of kids irrespective of race. There's not that many families with so many kids.

But the real issue is how do you help working families with lots of kids.

nb if you cut benefits etc these families will just dump the kids on the state. And then the benefits bill is about 10 times as high.

Quote: Lazzard @ September 21 2012, 11:36 AM BST

We just need to create a new crime of "Taking the F**king Piss".
Seems to me it would just about cover everything that hacks off the 'average' citizen who tries his hardest not to take the piss.

The problem is taking the piss is all too often a sin carried out by governments and government agencies. The dole office will only allow you to do their courses and work placements. Even if you find a better one (and there's are usually beyond crap).

It is a heated subject and I thought twice about getting involved, but there you go. Anyway it is essential that people intergrate, learn the language etc. The great difficulty is overcoming bureaucracy, lack of will, fear of new places, clinging to what you know etc. It is up to government to get all these things in place, if they do not then things will only worsen. People must feel that immigrants are adding value to culture and economy. There is an argument that more immigration not less would help solve the present financial situation. Before people get up in arms I am not advocting this, but without some immigration countries whither and die, new blood is essential to keep the body politic moving.

Well a classic foolishness. Is councils pay a fortune in translaters; actual translaters, printing multiple copies of documents, phone translation. But almost nothing in TEFL courses.

Idiocy. And it should be compulsory to atleast try to learn English.

To prevent the situation where dad learns english but bans mum from learning English to keep her more firmly under the thumb.

Quote: Mr Carnegie @ September 21 2012, 11:05 AM BST

Read the Mail much? ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 21 2012, 12:54 AM BST

If you want to 'kill the messenger' then by all means, vent your anger towards me. But unless someone can come up with a solution at the same time as villifying me, then I care little for their words.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: sootyj @ September 21 2012, 11:29 AM BST

Ok first of all the use of the term aparhteid is astonishingly enough equally as offensive to racist Arikaaners and recent imigrants well done RCP!

I could have used Segregation, but that has a much more American civil rights movement tone to it - and we all know how much liberal Brits hate Americans, even Afro-Americans. ;)

Quote: Pingl @ September 21 2012, 9:52 AM BST

I don't mind anybody from anywhere trying to build a better life for themselves and their kids.

I think you're the only one based on the numerous news stories every time some parent can't get their kiddy into their first, second or third choice school and little Felix (or whoever) has to make a 40 minute bus journey.

And why does Felix have to make that 40 minute bus journey? - because racist parents don't want to send their children to the local hellhole comprehensive because it's full of 'foreign' kids.

A very interesting thing will be to see what results the new GoveCSE's produce. If the government is at all serious about ending the massaging of exam results.

As current exam results have been more massaged than a billionaire sex maniacs penis in Bangcock.

Quote: sootyj @ September 21 2012, 12:15 PM BST

A very interesting thing will be to see what results the new GoveCSE's produce. If the government is at all serious about ending the massaging of exam results.

I really don't know why they bother - they should just give every kid an 'A' grade, it doesn't make a jot of difference to the job market or number of kids now applying for university.

Well it does when a Cambodian kid whose been growing rice 20 hours a day since the age of 2, can give a more nuanced essay on Of Mice and Men then the star pupil of St Shitsworth Innercity Academy for the Ungifted.

If there be nothing new, but that which is
Hath been before, how are our brains beguil'd,
Which labouring for invention bear amiss
The second burthen of a former child.
Oh that record could with a backward look,
Even of five hundred courses of the sun,
Show me your image in some antique book,
Since mind at first in character was done,
That I might see what the old world could say
To this composed wonder of your frame;
Whether we are mended, or where better they,
Or whether revolution be the same.
Oh sure I am the wits of former days,
To subjects worse have given admiring praise.

Hasn't Britain been invaded by aliens since almost time began
Our gene pool is of a hundred nations.

Like all red haired people have a genetic link with the vikings.
There wasn't a single 'ginner' until they came.

So as Shakespear said - thus nowt new old luv

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ September 21 2012, 12:25 PM BST

If there be nothing new, but that which is
Hath been before, how are our brains beguil'd,
Which labouring for invention bear amiss
The second burthen of a former child.
Oh that record could with a backward look,
Even of five hundred courses of the sun,
Show me your image in some antique book,
Since mind at first in character was done,
That I might see what the old world could say
To this composed wonder of your frame;
Whether we are mended, or where better they,
Or whether revolution be the same.
Oh sure I am the wits of former days,
To subjects worse have given admiring praise.

Hasn't Britain been invaded by aliens since almost time began
Our gene pool is of a hundred nations.

Like all red haired people have a genetic link with the vikings.
There wasn't a single 'ginner' until they came.

So as Shakespear said - thus nowt new old luv

Here, here. Quite right

I think you're the only one based on the numerous news stories every time some parent can't get their kiddy into their first, second or third choice school and little Felix (or whoever) has to make a 40 minute bus journey.

And why does Felix have to make that 40 minute bus journey? - because racist parents don't want to send their children to the local hellhole comprehensive because it's full of 'foreign' kids.[/quote]

Are you really saying kids are being robbed of the school of their choice because of immigrants. How many poor immigrant families can afford to move to the affluent areas where the good schools are. It's white middle class parents desperately scrambling to get there kids into schools that causes the problem. Little Tarquin is so gifted, I know he bites people, but that's because he's so bright, he gets frustrated.

Quote: Pingl @ September 21 2012, 12:33 PM BST

It's white middle class parents desperately scrambling to get there kids into schools that causes the problem.

I think you might be wrong on this statement - every parent, including working class and newly arrived immigrants, are trying to send their children to the 'good' school - even Hackney MP Dianne Abbot sent her kids to a mostly white private school.

I think you'll find that prejudice is not solely restricted to one division of society.

I didn't say that all parents weren't trying to find the best schools, or at least most. I said the problem was caused by the little Jocinda's, River's , Blueberry Bush's, whatever they're called, and I'm afraid prejudice breeds prejudice

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