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A New Apartheid? Page 3

Quote: Booo @ September 20 2012, 11:35 PM BST

So now it's understandable why people like Breivik did what he did, just "because one factor gave rise to another"?

Breivik became influenced by far right groups in Europe, much in the same way young British muslim extremists get influenced by groups in Pakistan. My Tardis is broken, so I can't go back in time, remove the hundreds of thousands of poor violent immigrants that flocked to Norway and see if Breivik would have still gone on a shooting spree regardless. Mass immigration was the number one factor for his shooting spree according to all reports.

The number one factor was that he is a psychotic murdering c**t. :)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 21 2012, 12:35 AM BST

Mass immigration was the nIumber one factor for his shooting spree according to all reports.

Ostensibly. Let's face it - whatever psychiatric reports may say, in simple terms he's a nutter. If he hadn't done what he did, he'd have done some other weird thing - serial killing maybe.

Quote: Raymond Terrific @ September 20 2012, 11:59 PM BST

We've got an aging population and the only way to have enough workers to support the economy is with immigration. Unless we have a policy saying couples have to have at least (x) children.

I'm not against immigration, I am against mass immigration with virtually no controls. Skilled, professional, wealthy immigrants with guaranteed jobs and a good command of the English language should be encouraged to stay.

We have at least an extra one million immigrants (including 500,000 illegal immigrants) to the UK since 1997, two out of every three new jobs is going to non-UK born workers and at the current rate of breeding, the number of new school places required in 5 years is going to be staggering and expensive.

If you want to 'kill the messenger' then by all means, vent your anger towards me. But unless someone can come up with a solution at the same time as villifying me, then I care little for their words.

Quote: keewik @ September 21 2012, 12:42 AM BST

Ostensibly. Let's face it - whatever psychiatric reports may say, in simple terms he's a nutter. If he hadn't done what he did, he'd have done some other weird thing - serial killing maybe.

So we're getting into the nature / nuture argument and that Breivik was genetically pre-disposed to mass killing due to a chemical imbalance in his brain.

Hmm, an interesting if somewhat frightening assumption.

Apertheid wise

I'd probably separate people who've been skiing and those who haven't.

I haven't checked but I'm guessing the thread has moved on from it's happy go lucky jaunty beginnings.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 21 2012, 12:54 AM BST

I'm not against immigration, I am against mass immigration with virtually no controls. Skilled, professional, wealthy immigrants with guaranteed jobs and a good command of the English language should be encouraged to stay.

We have at least an extra one million immigrants (including 500,000 illegal immigrants) to the UK since 1997, two out of every three new jobs is going to non-UK born workers and at the current rate of breeding, the number of new school places required in 5 years is going to be staggering and expensive.

If you want to 'kill the messenger' then by all means, vent your anger towards me. But unless someone can come up with a solution at the same time as villifying me, then I care little for their words.

^ this.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 21 2012, 12:57 AM BST

Apertheid wise

I'd probably separate people who've been skiing and those who haven't.

What would you do with each part ?

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 20 2012, 11:50 PM BST

There is a tide in the affairs of men.
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures.

So fantastic.

Since this is a comedy forum you should all know this one from Hamlet:

Though I am native here and
to the manor born, 'tis a custom
more honoured in the breach than the observance.

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 21 2012, 1:01 AM BST

^ this.

What would you do with each part ?

I'd just be in one of the groups.
I'm not some crazy dictator or anything.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 21 2012, 1:11 AM BST

So fantastic.

Since this is a comedy forum you should all know this one from Hamlet:

Though I am native here and
to the manor born, 'tis a custom
more honoured in the breach than the observance.

Did it for my O Level . . passed.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 21 2012, 1:11 AM BST

Though I am native here and
to the manor born, 'tis a custom
more honoured in the breach than the observance.

Never The Twain, Hamish MacBeth and Lunch Monkeys were also taken from Shakespearean nomenclature.

(I might have fibbed about Lunch Monkeys)

Never the Twain is Kipling - 'East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet' - not sure if you're being ironic, and Lunch Monkeys actually is Shakespeare:

Falstaff: Lunch, monkey? I'll dine on piety before I dine on oaths - now fetch me more partridge, Alan.

I don't mind anybody from anywhere trying to build a better life for themselves and their kids. It is not the immigrants fault if government doesn't have the right structures in place. Blame Politicians not immigrants, we are all trying to get by as best as we can. I have no problem with anybody much and don't feel they are stealing the bread out of my childrens mouth. I mean how desperate do you have to be to want to live in this country. I'd have a free for all where we could all live where we want, but maybe the Bahamas would get a bit overcrowded.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206255/Latvian-mother-demands-bigger-council-house-despite-raking-34k-benefits.html

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 20 2012, 4:28 PM BST

With at least 50% of the new babies being born in London coming from foreign mothers, Muslim extremists burning down our embassies, a growing criminal underclass without respect for rule of law, housing estates hiding gun and grenade killers and people setting up Facebook pages to celebrate said police killers, is it time for a new apartheid?

Who would you separate from society and why? Is it time for Escape From New York / District 13 style walled off communities? Or should we dismiss the tiny minority of troublemakers and embrace each other in a multi-cultural hug of unity? Or maybe we already have an apartheid in place and that's what is causing all the tension?

Spill your brainwords please.

Read the Mail much? ;)

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 21 2012, 11:03 AM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206255/Latvian-mother-demands-bigger-council-house-despite-raking-34k-benefits.html

People get what they can get its human nature. This is a small island that has been reliant on immigration since the dawn of history. We are all immigrants. Maybe we should all go back to Africa that's where we all came from originally.

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